Alan Colmes’s lips are so damn swollen it’s unbelievable (He says he fell on them)

The BLAZE ^ | 1-15-2013 | Eddie Scarry

[smoothsailing]

January 15, 2013

ALAN COLMES’S LIPS ARE SO DAMN SWOLLEN IT’S UNBELIEVABLE

Eddie Scarry

On Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor tonight, liberal commentator Alan Colmes showed up on set looking particularly puffy in the lips.

After joking that he was punched in the face, he says the swelling is a result of simply falling over. “I fell,” he said. Ok…

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Bonus photo...

[Inyokern]

When I saw the photo, I thought it was this guy.

[Baynative]

Maybe his wife tried to slap some sense into him.

Wow, him getting slapped silly by a woman is easy to imagine, but Alan Colmes having a wife- that's a toughie.

[Salamander]

LOLOL

[sarasota]

Looks just like the Real Housewives.

[CatherineofAragon]

OMG LOL! I never heard anyone else use that phrase before!

[CatherineofAragon]

I see the resemblance...poor little frog

LOL

[Michael.SF.]

he says the swelling is a result of simply falling over. “I fell,” he said.

I believe that could happen easily, like when the guy he is with backs away too quickly.

[LadyBuck]

1. Falling down: Sounds like SBS....Sudden Bloodclot Syndrome. Put down the highball.

2. Does he not own a mirror? (The guy is baboon ugly, so he just gets his LIPS done?)

Paper bags are less than a buck, Al. Sheesh.

[Dahoser]

I call it the cricket bat look—how someone would look after taking one across the lips from a cricket bat.

[Salamander]

Oh, yeah.

Common in my family.

Maybe somewhere back in the dim and distant past, our kin ran into each other in VA.

That’s where dad’s mother’s people were from.

[Culpeper area]

Does “And the hogs ate him?” mean anything to you?

;D

[gimme1ibertee]

UGH. Just when you think The Corpse couldn’t get any uglier...

[Vaduz]

One of Obama’s flufers has swollen lips gets more WH visits than other msm critters.

[Trod Upon]

Cheeks show signs of filler, forehead and eyes...botox.

[Average Al]

Looks light his drawers are pulling the rest of his face taunt too!

[Average Al]

light = like

[CatherineofAragon]

LOL, never heard that one, but you could still be right. In my experience, the world is a lot smaller than most people think. It can be surprising.

[DManA]

PBS had a show about female comics last night. Included interviews with Mary Tyler Moore.

Poor Mary had a terrible face lift. Her eyes are literally scary. Juxtaposed against old clips of her beautiful face it was so sad.

[Doc Savage]

And I though nothing could make him ever look human. Who knew puffy lips could???

[DPMD]

If obama demands to be serviced only by “journalists” with sensuous, generous lips, then he will have it.

[youngidiot]

He looks like a burn victim.