[Charles Henrickson]

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[bray]

Not a lot of support for their messiah?
Numero uno!

[Paladin2]

"http://www.taschen.com/media/images/480/default_hitchcock_exc_05_0706251444_id_57486.jpg"

I liked the old "lodge".

[Paladin2]

I liked the old "lodge".

[KosmicKitty]

Top 10

[woofie]

Keep the parks open but shut down the restrooms

[FlingWingFlyer]

Thanks for this thread. I had one hell of a day at work and really needed something to make me laugh and cheer me up. The morons in this country are getting stupider by the day.

[freedumb2003]

#10

[rockrr]

“Oh, you mean democrats aren’t allowed either?!”

This sucks!

[freedumb2003]

Seriously:

There have been many shutdowns in the past.

Never has any administration closed off access of the American public from its treasures.

This administration will go down in history as the Tantrum Administration.

[Army Air Corps]

Now, if you would turn your songwriting skills toward Wendy Davis...

[luvie]

LOL! Somehow I really expect something like that so people can’t hover in helicopters and sneak a peek! :)

No Kewpie dolls for this crew!

[Arrowhead1952]

You can go in, but if you fall and break your ankle, it'll be a long, lonely crawl.

[And if a ranger finds you, he'll kneecap you, just to teach you a lesson.]

Just hope you don't get lost. They will find a pile of bones and a few scraps of clothing after the shut down.

[Dr.Deth]

Seems it's spontaneous thing, from an email:

This Land Is My Land
by Barack Hussein Obama

Words and Music by William Ayers

This land is my land, this land is my land
From California to the New York island
From the red wood forests to the Gulf Stream waters
This land is closed because of me.

I closed memorials to World War veterans
And put up barricades across our parklands
I told my minions to make you suffer
This land is closed because of me.

As I was shutting the Mount Rushmore highways
I saw above me restricted airspace
I saw below me, off-limits canyons
This land is closed because of me.

I rode my tour bus and I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the other side it didn't say nothing,
That side is closed to you by me.

When the sun came shining, then I went golfing,
I took my putter and the ball went rolling,
It was a swell day at Andrews Air Force,
That base was kept open for me.

I've lied and cheated, and followed commies
I've demonized those evil 'Pubbies
My neighbors dabble in domestic terror
This land's transformed because of me.

Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that fascist highway;
Nobody living can make me turn back
This land was made to rule by me.

[Clinging Bitterly]

"From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see"

Hey now, bitter clingers he said?
Harrumph!

[kevkrom]

Of course, all of the park facilities along the road will be closed, but they CAN NOT stop you from parking your car on the shoulder, hopping out, or taking in the view while stretching your legs.

I've seen reports that the govvies are doing just that around places like Mt. Rushmore - telling drivers they can't stop on the roadside.

[NRA1995]

And the sign said, “Tea Party freaky people.....need not apply.....”

[Condor51]

[Condor51]

[CSM]

“Just wait until we can withold medical care to punish the pleebs next time!”