DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-13 (DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2013 | DUmmie Locut0s, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

My Words of the Year for 2014:

Selfie
Twerking
Photobomb
First-world problem
Sharknado
Hipster
Sequester
Bitcoin

[Charles Henrickson]

My Words of the Year for 2014. . . .

I'm jumping the gun there a bit. Make that 2013.

And a PING to you all!

[MaxMax]

[mylife]

Oh Dear.

[Darksheare]

For new year’s I want a bottle of their tears.

[AlexW]

Thanks to you Charles and PJ....Just today I was missing a dose of DUmmie FUnnies. It is refreshing to know that we are still sane, while they are still DUMMIES.
Happy New year, and keep up the good work of exposing the Commie dummies.

[PJ-Comix]

One thing we know that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT did NOT get for Christmas was a successful ObamaCare enrollment. After proclaiming unto all the world his attempt to enroll, Pitt never followed up with the annunciation of a PAID enrollment. Believe me, if Pitt had accomplished this, he would have posted all about it but since he hasn't made the posting, we can safely assume NO enrollment.

BTW, my tagline now predicts what I think will be the total PAID ObamaCare enrollments for 2013: 66,666.

[Libloather]

Black Adam action figure

How is that not racist?

[ExCTCitizen]

This made my day. I hope everyone had a great Chrismas and for 2014 a happy new Conservative new year.

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

Magic the Gathering cards, slippers, tools, comic books, and a DC New 52 Black Adam action figure

Sounds like Pajama Boy Nation™ over there.

[envisio]

What did I GET?

I am an adult now.
I work. I pay the bills. I provide Christmas gifts.
When I was a kid, I got stuff.
But now I am an adult.

I know this whole concept of being adult and working and providing is foreign to these perpetually-teenaged social parasites, but thats where I am now.

[listenhillary]

I got a horse

[Arrowhead1952]

I got Hi to Happy Christmas day again This year i got good gift. I hope that you also.

[What I hear you saying is, you got high.]

HUH? Posting while under the influence of booze again?

[mrsmel]

It would only have been justice if their parents/bosses told them “we were going to buy you a present/give you a bonus, but we had to pay for ObamaCare instead”. I’d laugh my rear off if the parents/employers of ‘rats did this.

[gnickgnack2]

Maybe that’s what they used to get all the salts.

[MrB]

I got the best Christmas present I’ve ever gotten this year -

a three year old boy waking up on Christmas morning, wandering into the living room, and gasping “WOW!”.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

I am an adult now.
I work. I pay the bills. I provide Christmas gifts.
When I was a kid, I got stuff.
But now I am an adult.

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My wife gets stressed around Christmas. If I need something, I go buy it. If I don’t have it I probably don’t need it.

I have to be careful buying her gifts. I tend to get her things she needs...

[Peet]

“Regarding the Linux distro. Was it Ubuntu, knopex, mint, freeBSD, PCLinuxOS??”

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*chuckle*

They know words but have no idea what they mean. At least one of those words is not linux and isn’t even related to the UN*X-like O.S.

*snort*

:wq

[mikrofon]

Mint has become very popular of late.

NTBCW this evil South Carolinian ...

[MrB]

That super-heavy-duty girdle probably wasn’t the best choice last year.