Skip to comments.Ebola Not Contagious Until After Nov. 4 Election, Says CDGC
Posted on 10/16/2014 1:09:25 PM PDT by tcrlaf
The USSAs Center for Disease and Gun Control has announced that the State will not impose any travel restrictions due to the Ebola outbreak until after the November 4 elections to ensure that all workers and peasants can have free access to ballots and polling places during this critical struggle for Progress.
Comrade Disease Director Thomas Frieden has declared that Ebola is only semi-transmittable and therefore only official Party-certified doctors can actually impose quarantines on an as-needed basis. In the meantime, those who believe they are exhibiting symptoms, while not contagious until after the November 2 elections, are asked to remain at home because of the possibility they may intimidate women and minorities into not voting.
State hospitals are required to provide full healthcare benefits to any patients who report to them complaining of Ebola, which the Party knows will show the Power of Collective Medicine and the need to end the bourgeois practice of private hospitals. The necessity of Obamacare will shine out as this disease, largely spread through contact with Republicans, will be trounced through centralized medicine under State leadership.
In the meantime, citizens are encouraged not to worry about the disease, or any of the other diseases which may or may not be spreading in the USSA. Party members opting to not vaccinate their children are still encouraged to fully participate in the political process and continue their labors for the Progress of Socialism, including attendance at fundraising dinners.
Citizens are encouraged to keep healthy through diet and sexual activity with ones self or others.
Vote Democrat for Ebola revenge against American slavery. #Dems4Ebola
LOL at the title alone!
FRs own version of Dr. Nancy Snyderman will be along shortly to explain how she knows that Obola is Ebola is only semi-transmittable and you must have sex for three days with the effected person and then eat their brains and only then you might get it.
Too true !!
No ObolaCrap insurance rates
NO investigation of further "Work-place violence"
No VA investigation results
It's "WHACK-A-MOLE" Obola time , with no presonal responsibility
untill I see it on the news ( that I controll) !!
How much of their brain do you have to eat?...I could still be okay...
They should really rethink that.
Ebola is more likely to take out Obama’s black base first.
LOL! Very good . . . #Dems4Ebola
Is it satire if it is more truthful than anyone else?
LOL “... diet or sexual activity with oneself or others”.
Yeah......semi : )
LOL, I love the Cube.
Long live THE PEOPLE’S CUBE !!
On 1 minute after midnight on 4 Nov it will be declared Pandemic.
Its becoming difficult to tell satire from reality.
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