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DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-14 (DUmmies in Denial: "What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2014 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/03/2014 10:55:18 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

They're whistling past the graveyard, trying to maintain a cheerful countenance in the face of imminent disaster. The handwriting is on the wall, but they don't want to read it. In other words, the DUmmies are in denial. All the signs point to major midterm losses for the Democrats tomorrow--including the loss of the U.S. Senate--but the DUmmies don't want to admit it. That's the state of mind in DUmmieland on the eve of Election Day, as seen in several threads, including this THREAD, "What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?"

So let us now journey to the Shores of Denial, where the comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to DUmmie Depression come Wednesday morning, is in the [brackets]:

What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?

[DUmmie CatWoman says: Come on, get happy! Just put on a happy face!]

I don't want to wade through all that negativity. . . . I don't want to hear about Dems just lining up to throw themselves into the bottomless pit of minority status come Tuesday. I just don't want to hear that crap.

[LALALA!!! I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEEEAR YOU!!!!!!!]

[Other DUmmies agree . . .]

They turn me off of reading much of General Discussion. It's much nicer in Cooking & Baking!

[Just be careful about sticking your head in the oven come Wednesday morning.]

Seriously, I ought to pop in and post a pic of the two racks of lamb I grilled for the wife on our anniversary.

[MURDERER!]

Yum! I love lamb, and grilled is especially good.

[I love the smell of grilled donkey in the morning.]

This is just the warm-up for 2016. What a pleasant little oasis DU will be then . . .

[Hee! Hee!]

The so called liberals in the media are so incredibly irresponsible. From Maddow to Maher they have defeated the Democrats by depressing turnout with their "impending doom" prognosis. They are horrible for what they are doing, then turn around wonder why Democrats don't fight.

[C'mon, Rachel! Get out there and fight like a man!]

We may lose the Senate but we will reclaim some governorships. There will be good news on Tuesday night regardless of what happens in the Senate. . . . Plus, 2016 is approaching and it is nothing but blue skies for us.

[WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Nothing but blue skies!!! Oh, except for those thunderclouds overhead.]

they are spending too much time listening to NPR, which is no longer our friend. I heard enough claptrap from them today to delete them from the buttons on my car radio.

[No unpleasant news! Do not want! Delete buttons! Block out! Ban! Going North Korea on my car radio!]

We may lose the senate but may gain a couple of gubernatorial races which is good. 2016 here we come !! I think we have a chance in 16 to not only take back the senate but make gains in the house as well with Hillary at the top of the ticket. . . .

[Yes! Hillary! The Belle of Benghazi!! Now there's a hope to hang a hat on! 2016, here we come!!]

I don't know what the polls are saying but I think Wendy and good chance in Texas. . . .

[Abortion Barbie has as much chance in Texas as Dan Rather in a room full of fax machines.]

Sounds like a request for "See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil." Good Luck!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

and you sound like a request for me to tell you to go jump in a f***ing lake. Good Luck! Don't forget your scuba gear.

[CatWoman tells BKH70041 what he can do with his DUmmie Downer self!]

Elections always make me wonder how so many people can fall for such idiotic campaigns and vote for such misanthropic dimwits.

[Hey, keep Obama out of this! . . . BTW, notice how many Democrat candidates are TRYING to keep Obama out of this!]

Too many (maybe most) Democratic candidates are trying to avoid any connection to Obama. . . .

["'Obama'? Who's he? Never heard of the guy."]

I am going to vote on Tuesday. I will stand in the cold for maybe an hour.

[Oh, why bother? I think the forecast is for it to be warmer on Wednesday. Vote then. Besides, you don't want to go vote when all those Teabagger Rethuglicans will be there, driving up in their suburban minivans, with their Jesusland bumper stickers and their guns and Bibles and fattening foods. Ewww! Better to go on Wednesday, when you can have the place to yourself.]

I don't like to get my hopes up or pretend that I think everything will turn out sunshine and roses for democrats this election.

[Oh, go ahead, DUmmie cali! Pretend away! Nothing but blue skies, you know!!!]

honestly, I think we're being Freeped. MANY of the Doom and Gloomers have very low post counts.

[heh heh heh. . . .]

Repubs strutting around like they have already won.

We are NOT gonna lose the Senate.

[Just clap your hands real hard and BELIEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!]

Not only are we going to New Hampshire. We're going to South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House. YAHHHHHHHHHH!

[Howard Dean checks in.]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to know the difference.

[At this time Pied Piper Pitt is praying the Sobriety Prayer: Grant me the sobriety to realize all is lost tomorrow night, the courage to get real plastered so I don't notice it, and the wisdom on Wednesday to stay in bed and sleep through it.]

If I hear "voted with Obama 97% of the time" or "the deciding vote on Obamacare" one more time, I might be tempted to shoot my TV.

[Or, you could just turn it off and hide the remote in the rafters, Doug.]

Tues will be a letdown. . . .

[Democratic Understatement. "Captain, I think the ship may have bumped into that iceberg a little bit."]

CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR DEBBIE DOWNERISM SOMEWHERE ELSE !! ENOUGH D*MN IT !! . . . How about some positiveness. Please, consider taking an upper. We just are not interested in stinking rotten Debby Downerism.

[Turn that frown upside-down! Take some drugs! Calgon, take me away!!]

I fear that it will be a pretty f***ing horrible couple of years. . . .

[France beckons. Flights will be booking up pretty fast Wednesday morning.]

I go bald from tearing my hair out.

[Is that you, Nadin Brzezinski?]


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To all my DUmmie friends out there:

Remember, remember,
The Fifth of November:
Democrat voting allowed.
So stay home on Tuesday
And wait until Wednesday,
And you'll avoid a crowd.

1 posted on 11/03/2014 10:55:19 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/03/2014 10:57:45 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Freudenschade, baby!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR DEBBIE DOWNERISM SOMEWHERE ELSE !! ENOUGH D*MN IT !! . . . How about some positiveness.

Because if we all BELIEEEEEEEVE enough, it will turn out alright!

("Reality-based community" my a**)

3 posted on 11/03/2014 11:01:55 AM PST by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well I’m glad to see that those people have their share of the D&G types.


4 posted on 11/03/2014 11:05:50 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: Charles Henrickson
"

[Turn that frown upside-down! Take some drugs! Calgon, take me away!!]

I fear that it will be a pretty f***ing horrible couple of years. . . .

[France beckons. Flights will be booking up pretty fast Wednesday morning.] "

- - - -

May it be so. Exposing all the Dem crimes should make it very interesting. Nightmares.

5 posted on 11/03/2014 11:06:40 AM PST by Red Steel
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To: Charles Henrickson

lol

The Democrat Vote Rigging might still win, but the doom and gloom is fun to see.


6 posted on 11/03/2014 11:07:06 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Charles Henrickson

We’re just missing one of those asinine Pitt screeds with “I believe that we will win Tuesday. I believe that good will triumph over evil. I believe that America is a multicultural Eden now that we’ve elected a half-white guy to the White House. I believe....I believe...”

I love those.


7 posted on 11/03/2014 11:09:22 AM PST by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hope these commies take it on the chin tomorrow!


8 posted on 11/03/2014 11:13:11 AM PST by erod
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To: Charles Henrickson
2016 is approaching and it is nothing but blue skies for us.

Sure thing, kid. Don't look down or you'll see the ground approaching. Maybe President Palin will remind you to pull the ripcord. Maybe not.

9 posted on 11/03/2014 11:15:17 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Charles Henrickson

First top 10 in two years!


10 posted on 11/03/2014 11:15:34 AM PST by Poser (Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Dummies know that both the Dhimmicratic Party and the lap-dog media will frame the results as “rayciss”.

It
is
that
simple.


11 posted on 11/03/2014 11:20:44 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
-I don't know what the polls are saying but I think Wendy and good chance in Texas-. . . .

Uh, actually Wendy herself would be the first one to tell you that "IT'S OVER."

12 posted on 11/03/2014 11:23:22 AM PST by JPG (tagline is taking a break until after the election)
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To: Red Steel; Charles Henrickson
Looks like they could use a "little help-er"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfGYSHy1jQs (Can you work with this Chaz?)

13 posted on 11/03/2014 11:31:23 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: JPG

Probably one of the few non-airbrushed pics I have seen of her. had read she looked like 40 miles of bad road in person, despite all the Barbie photos in press releases.


14 posted on 11/03/2014 11:37:53 AM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Charles Henrickson

Check your FreepMail. It might be VERY busy starting tomorrow night.


15 posted on 11/03/2014 11:38:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Kim Jong Un last seen on a buffet line)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I don't want to hear about Dems just lining up to throw themselves into the bottomless pit of minority status come Tuesday

Oh sure, why not…

16 posted on 11/03/2014 11:39:58 AM PST by mikrofon (Lemmingcrats)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Democrats told: “Just look at the flowers”—(from The Walking Dead)


17 posted on 11/03/2014 11:45:25 AM PST by Mark (Obama Care is now DEMOCRAT CARE)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I fear that it will be a pretty f***ing horrible couple of years. . . .

Well yeah, of course. Obozo is still in the white hut after all.


18 posted on 11/03/2014 11:50:37 AM PST by Newtoidaho
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To: Charles Henrickson

WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is now grandstanding over in DUmmieland but I will wait until tomorrow night to deal with him. Hee! Hee!


19 posted on 11/03/2014 11:53:11 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Kim Jong Un last seen on a buffet line)
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To: kevkrom
CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR DEBBIE DOWNERISM SOMEWHERE ELSE !! ENOUGH D*MN IT !!

If that were only possible...

20 posted on 11/03/2014 11:55:38 AM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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