Posted on 10/19/2016 6:40:35 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
A Wisconsin woman is giving a whole new meaning to “political smear campaign.”
Christina Ferguson, 32, a Hillary Clinton supporter, was arrested Monday night and charged with disorderly conduct after allegedly smearing peanut butter on approximately 30 vehicles parked outside what she thought was a Donald Trump rally.
After bursting in – a “family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif” in hand – Ferguson began yelling that she hated Donald Trump. When she was booted from the building, the passionate partisan proceeded to spread peanut butter on vehicles in the parking lot.
But those cars had nothing to do with Donald Trump. Ferguson had interrupted a meeting of the Tomorrow River Conservation Club.
Deputies who apprehended Ferguson said she denied having left her apartment that evening, although she was continually licking her fingers during their questioning.
After being positively identified by a conservation-club member, Ferguson reportedly became “very emotional,” admitting she had vandalized the vehicles with peanut butter and saying “how much she loved Hillary Clinton and hated Donald Trump,” according to the crime report.
“Peanut-buttering is better than firebombing, and Trump plans on firebombing everybody in other countries,” Ferguson reportedly told deputies.
Feguson, who blew .218 on the officers’ breathalyzer, apologized upon learning the gathering had nothing to do with the Trump campaign and said she was “just fed up about the entire election.”(continued)
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...she denied having left her apartment that evening, although she was continually licking her fingers during their questioning.....
Like her Icon, Hillary, who can’t get the smell off her hands of the dirty money she made as a result of holding political office in the last 8 years.
So what was the “rest of the story”? I think I missed it. An apology was all that was necessary? How about the clean-up job on the vehicles, the intent to do physical damage to property, etc. etc. etc.
Peanut butter was developed by a black man. This woman is obviously a racist.
Smear? Does anyone else think it’s strange that 11 years after the fact and 3 weeks before the election, all of these accusers come out of the woodwork? Why not 11 years ago? Why not a year ago during the primaries? I’ll tell you why. There will not be enough time to discredit the stories...the damage will be done. Even if all of the accusations are false, there’s not enough time to find the truth. They will do anything to win this election. I heard a story that busloads of people from outside Indiana have been brought into Indianapolis to register to vote.
This Republic is doomed.
Attempted murder should be the charge multiplied by however many cars she smeared.
0.218 bac???!
Holy smokes!
P-smear, is that covered by Obamacare?
Not really. Peanut butter is hard to clean, the smell will linger, and insurance won't give you anything. With firebombing, at least that's a definite loss for insurance.
A few decades ago, as young teen, I worked a summer job at the local police station and court house - cutting grass, mopping floors, etc.. Being a smaller town, we had the occasional burglary suspect in jail, but 95% of people brought in at night were for DWI. I could furtively check their BAC, names, etc..written in a book, during part of my rounds. The majority were men - who usually blew around 0.1-0.15. Fewer were women, but they were always 0.2 or higher. One gal even hit a 0.35 BAC. I couldn't imagine how she was even able to walk to her car.
Sounds like that chick needs about 20 years of electroshock therapy at the state mental institution.
“...how she was even able to walk to her car.”
Like Hillary is helped into her van.
Smearing peanut butter on vehicles..... that would be a Libtard moron!
0.218 is quite an accomplishment. Someone has way too much free time.
Peanut butter cleans up with mineral spirits. Painters use it to clean up adhesive residue on walls and duct tape residue on window frames etc... And I have used mineral spirits to clean out peanut butter jars that I needed to hold nuts and bolts in. mineral spirits works great.
After this weekend, she brings up firebombing?
What a nasty woman. Think of how many sandwiches she could have made for poor people with that peanut butter. Silly thing has her parties mixed up. Democrat Carter was the peanut president.
Well, this nutso “female” is right about one thing: Peanut-buttering IS better than firebombing ...
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