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My Vote for Greatest Bumper Sticker
Freep | 10/31/2016 | CharlesOConnell

Posted on 10/31/2016 3:29:47 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell

You've probably already heard it, but now, my vote for greatest bumpersticker is:

There's always more free cheese in a mousetrap.

It unseats my former numero uno, 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.

Convince me your greatest slogan is better than these.

I am hopeful about high-minded slogans.

('Kids Need Encouragement Every Day' is apparently not very widespread.)

However, for those with a morbid cast of mind, I have to be equipped with an appropriate response for the ultimate deprecatory sign:



TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; bumperstickers; epitaphs; maxims; mottos; slogans; vanity
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1 posted on 10/31/2016 3:29:47 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell
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To: CharlesOConnell

I had CafePress do my tagline into a magnetic bumper sticker


2 posted on 10/31/2016 3:31:39 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam , Know Peace)
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To: CharlesOConnell

“Bill always chose someone other than Hillary. Why shouldn’t you?”


3 posted on 10/31/2016 3:35:00 PM PDT by rickmichaels (I shouldn't have to press 1 for English)
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To: CharlesOConnell

I have 2
1. Earth first. We’ll log the rest of the planets later.
2. Make welfare as hard to get as an Act 250 permit

Act 250 permits are VTs environmental permits.


4 posted on 10/31/2016 3:37:39 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: CharlesOConnell

“Baby I’m Bored”


5 posted on 10/31/2016 3:39:00 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

“You went to college, and still voted for Obama?”

“Not rich enough to be a Democrat”


6 posted on 10/31/2016 3:41:15 PM PDT by fishnuts2 (Not rich enough to be a democrat)
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To: CharlesOConnell
"Democrats are LAW-LESS because Republicans are BALL-LESS".

I'm tooting my own horn...sorry.

7 posted on 10/31/2016 3:41:28 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: CharlesOConnell
"Democrats are LAW-LESS because Republicans are BALL-LESS".

I'm tooting my own horn...sorry.

8 posted on 10/31/2016 3:41:30 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

“Not all men are idiots...some are bachelors”


9 posted on 10/31/2016 3:41:59 PM PDT by apoxonu
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10 posted on 10/31/2016 3:42:34 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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The current one on my ‘66 FJ40 is

“Nuke the Whales”

The previous one was...

“Democrats are Bad People”


11 posted on 10/31/2016 3:43:12 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: CharlesOConnell

“My other car is a Pinto”?


12 posted on 10/31/2016 3:44:04 PM PDT by Zeneta
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Hillary For Precedent!

Then it’ll be easier to throw the rest of the Democrats into prison.


13 posted on 10/31/2016 3:44:23 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: dsrtsage

I was leving a store today when some greenpieces were asking to save the rainforest and sign their petition..I told them no I was deforesting the rainforest and using the wood to make harpoons to kill the whales..


14 posted on 10/31/2016 3:46:10 PM PDT by rolling_stone (easy if she had)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Seen coming out of Sandia National Lab.

“Photon have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic”


15 posted on 10/31/2016 3:47:12 PM PDT by DesertRhino (November 8, America's Brexit!!!)
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16 posted on 10/31/2016 3:48:14 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Don’t Change Dicks in the Middle of a Screw, Vote For Nixon in ‘72!


17 posted on 10/31/2016 3:55:13 PM PDT by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
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To: CharlesOConnell
Impea-yatch the Bee-yatch!
18 posted on 10/31/2016 3:56:35 PM PDT by ConservativeAtLast
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To: CharlesOConnell

Never try to catch a falling knife.


19 posted on 10/31/2016 3:58:07 PM PDT by carriage_hill ( Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everyone stands around reloading.)
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To: ConservativeAtLast

I’m praying I don’t have to have this bumper sticker made!


20 posted on 10/31/2016 3:58:07 PM PDT by ConservativeAtLast
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