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My Vote for Greatest Bumper Sticker
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| 10/31/2016
| CharlesOConnell
Posted on 10/31/2016 3:29:47 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell
You've probably already heard it, but now, my vote for greatest bumpersticker is:
There's always more free cheese in a mousetrap.
It unseats my former numero uno, 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
Convince me your greatest slogan is better than these.
I am hopeful about high-minded slogans.
('Kids Need Encouragement Every Day' is apparently not very widespread.)
However, for those with a morbid cast of mind, I have to be equipped with an appropriate response for the ultimate deprecatory sign:
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; bumperstickers; epitaphs; maxims; mottos; slogans; vanity
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To: CharlesOConnell
I had CafePress do my tagline into a magnetic bumper sticker
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:31:39 PM PDT
by
Lurkinanloomin
(Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam , Know Peace)
To: CharlesOConnell
“Bill always chose someone other than Hillary. Why shouldn’t you?”
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:35:00 PM PDT
by
rickmichaels
(I shouldn't have to press 1 for English)
To: CharlesOConnell
I have 2
1. Earth first. We’ll log the rest of the planets later.
2. Make welfare as hard to get as an Act 250 permit
Act 250 permits are VTs environmental permits.
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:37:39 PM PDT
by
VTenigma
(The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
To: CharlesOConnell
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:39:00 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: CharlesOConnell
“You went to college, and still voted for Obama?”
“Not rich enough to be a Democrat”
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:41:15 PM PDT
by
fishnuts2
(Not rich enough to be a democrat)
To: CharlesOConnell
"Democrats are LAW-LESS because Republicans are BALL-LESS".
I'm tooting my own horn...sorry.
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:41:28 PM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: CharlesOConnell
"Democrats are LAW-LESS because Republicans are BALL-LESS".
I'm tooting my own horn...sorry.
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:41:30 PM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: CharlesOConnell
“Not all men are idiots...some are bachelors”
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:41:59 PM PDT
by
apoxonu
To: CharlesOConnell
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:42:34 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
The current one on my ‘66 FJ40 is
“Nuke the Whales”
The previous one was...
“Democrats are Bad People”
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:43:12 PM PDT
by
dsrtsage
(One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
To: CharlesOConnell
“My other car is a Pinto”?
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:44:04 PM PDT
by
Zeneta
To: CharlesOConnell
Hillary For Precedent!
Then it’ll be easier to throw the rest of the Democrats into prison.
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:44:23 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: dsrtsage
I was leving a store today when some greenpieces were asking to save the rainforest and sign their petition..I told them no I was deforesting the rainforest and using the wood to make harpoons to kill the whales..
To: CharlesOConnell
Seen coming out of Sandia National Lab.
“Photon have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic”
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:47:12 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(November 8, America's Brexit!!!)
To: CharlesOConnell
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:48:14 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: CharlesOConnell
Don’t Change Dicks in the Middle of a Screw, Vote For Nixon in ‘72!
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:55:13 PM PDT
by
mozarky2
(Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
To: CharlesOConnell
Impea-yatch the Bee-yatch!
To: CharlesOConnell
Never try to catch a falling knife.
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posted on
10/31/2016 3:58:07 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
( Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everyone stands around reloading.)
To: ConservativeAtLast
I’m praying I don’t have to have this bumper sticker made!
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