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Time for Trump to Resign- Russia is Real
Everyone Just Knows | Me

Posted on 04/01/2017 5:55:44 AM PDT by FlipWilson

Friends,

It is time for us to face some facts. The total lack of evidence notwithstanding, there is just too much smoke surrounding the allegations of the Trump campaign colluding with Russia. This is making it impossible for Trump to govern effectively. Moreover, Vice President Pence is equally tainted by his constant contacts, real or imagined, with Russia. Thus, Paul Ryan should assume the Presidench as soon as conveniently possible.

I did not reach this conclusion easily. No, it took a bottle of Scotch and a trip to Colorado to smoke some legal weed to get me here. But here I am and I ask all of you fair and like minded people to join me. Mr. Trump, story whining about petty things like the government putting us all in a state of constant surveillance and just resign. Take Pence with you. You may, however, leave Melania and Ivanka.

FlipWilson,

Member, Free Republic


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Education; Food; Gardening
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; resign; trump; trumprussia
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1 posted on 04/01/2017 5:55:45 AM PDT by FlipWilson
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To: FlipWilson

Fools


2 posted on 04/01/2017 5:56:16 AM PDT by FlipWilson
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To: FlipWilson

You had me there—— I almost threw my coffee at the wall.


3 posted on 04/01/2017 6:01:58 AM PDT by Mears
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4 posted on 04/01/2017 6:02:37 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: FlipWilson

Real news? We report, you decide.

http://www.unz.com/pbuchanan/is-putin-the-preeminent-statesman-of-our-times/


5 posted on 04/01/2017 6:13:24 AM PDT by Bogie
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"So, you finally figured it out, huh? HUH?! The little steel balls in my pocket told me Trump's a Russian long ago!"

"I trust my little steel balls - they tell me things. Heh! See? SEE?? I know. I KNOW! They're all Russians!"


6 posted on 04/01/2017 6:19:39 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("Game over, man, game over!" (my advice to DemocRATs))
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To: FlipWilson

Fluids...precious fluids...


7 posted on 04/01/2017 6:27:43 AM PDT by PJammers (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: FlipWilson

I`m convinced. I also think it`s time to bring Obama back and make him our king. I only hope that he will accept the offer and forgive me for all the nasty things I`ve said about him over the years.


8 posted on 04/01/2017 6:55:10 AM PDT by mbrfl
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Flouridation is the latest communist plot to penetrate our precious bodily fluids. Someone pour me some rain water.


9 posted on 04/01/2017 7:20:02 AM PDT by FlipWilson
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I hope you drove to Colorado before you drank the bottle of Scotch. Drinking and driving is no laughing matter..


10 posted on 04/01/2017 7:56:57 AM PDT by douginthearmy
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To: FlipWilson

There are rumors that I have money. Get me a supercar.


11 posted on 04/01/2017 8:04:35 AM PDT by Stentor
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To: FlipWilson
I knew you were joking before I saw the posts with April Fools. Good one!
12 posted on 04/01/2017 8:31:22 AM PDT by Family Guy (A society's first line of defense is not the law but customs, traditions and moral values. -Williams)
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Yup. Presidench Ryan. :o(


13 posted on 04/01/2017 9:32:28 AM PDT by Twinkie (John 3:16 MSM & DEMOCRAT PARTY are DEAD)
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To: douginthearmy

Where the eff did I ever mention driving?


14 posted on 04/01/2017 8:59:39 PM PDT by FlipWilson
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(trip to Colorado) ..anyway was a joke..


15 posted on 04/01/2017 9:40:02 PM PDT by douginthearmy
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To: douginthearmy

So was mine.


16 posted on 04/01/2017 9:55:50 PM PDT by FlipWilson
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You know that part where when you have to explain the joke and it stops being funny.. lol, that happened quite a ways back. I knew your post was a joke, my original post was sarcasm, but it’s all good..


17 posted on 04/01/2017 10:52:29 PM PDT by douginthearmy
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