...football team too, don't forget swimming, boating, sunbathing on Lake Superior in January is the bomb, people sooooo courteous on I-696 at rush hour, why you would think they were family, BBQ'n in Rosedale Park after midnight, don't forget to bring enough for your new friends(just bring forks, spoons...they're so thoughtful, they bring their own knives and lighter fluid!)...let's see...did I miss anything?
Seriously though, did you ever hit .300 in little league? Tee-ball?...if yes, the Ilitch's will give you a $400B dollar/50yr. contract, all you have to do is put your baseball pants on, and when you talk to the media, just tell them everything your agents tells you to say, like, "I love it in Detoyt" "I try better tomorrow" "it long season, I no worry"...stuff like that.