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Poetry Day on "The Donald" Reddit ~ Language
The Donald - Reddit ^ | The Doanld

Posted on 08/03/2017 7:44:28 PM PDT by GraceG

I have to say this poetry jam on the donald lifted my spirits.

Please post your favorite poem or limerick here!


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: reddit; thedonald
One of my favs so far:

Roses are red Barrack is half black If you don't speak the English You have to go back

1 posted on 08/03/2017 7:44:28 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: GraceG

Here is another good one, I had to censor it a bit

Learn the f###king Language

If you decide to move around the earth
There is a lesson that has much worth

To live in another country for the rest of your life
It will help you avoid a much misery and strife

Don’t be a retarded idiot like me
Learn the f###ing language you see

I decided one day to move to Japan
They got angry and hit me with a Fan

I was arrested, deported despite my pleas
Because I didn’t want to learn Japanese

I thought maybe Mexico would take me in
Based off the many people that they send

But they said “You better learn Spanish or say adios”
Seems they only EXPORT bad hombres and amigos

To many other countries I got bounced between
It was so bad, I began to think they were so mean

Because one lesson I couldn’t seem to learn
Into Muh Brains I tried and tried to Burn

If there is another land and you want to live in it
Learn the F###ing Language, You God Damned IDIOT!


2 posted on 08/03/2017 7:49:14 PM PDT by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, than it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
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To: All
FREEPATHON UPDATE


We are 34 days into this FReepathon. We have raised 33% of our goal.


You do the math.


COME ON FREEPERS, LET'S GET BEHIND FR AND GET THIS DONE!!!

3 posted on 08/03/2017 7:50:36 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: GraceG

It’s almost like reading Rudyard Kipling:)


4 posted on 08/03/2017 7:56:40 PM PDT by posterchild (Science makes the Dr. see what is not, and prevents him from seeing what is clear to everyone else)
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To: GraceG
MAGA hats are red
The MSM is blue
Yet they continue to spew
what's only fit for poo
(...at the bottom of a bird cage)
5 posted on 08/03/2017 7:59:19 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: GraceG

! ;-)


6 posted on 08/03/2017 7:59:47 PM PDT by Bethaneidh
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To: Bethaneidh

Suggest a tune?


7 posted on 08/03/2017 8:01:37 PM PDT by Bethaneidh
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To: GraceG
There once was a dame from Chicago
Who never could tell herself 'No'
So she ran and she ran
'til she collapsed in a van:
No win, no place, and no dough.
8 posted on 08/03/2017 8:07:55 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: GraceG

There once was a politician & thief
Who ran afoul of the Emperor Covfefe.
Her coronation was altered
When she got dizzy and faltered
And tossed like a ‘side of beef’.


9 posted on 08/03/2017 8:42:29 PM PDT by Qiviut (Obama's Legacy in two words: DONALD TRUMP)
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To: GraceG

Don’t remember when I’ve laughed so hard!

Oh, yeah, now I remember: November 9th at 3:00 in the morning when Podesta told everyone to go home.


10 posted on 08/03/2017 11:49:31 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
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