Posted on 12/12/2017 12:15:05 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is so powerful that he can control nature, the country’s government-run newspaper Rodong Sinmun claims.
In an article detailing Kim Jong Un’s recent visit to Mt. Paektu over the weekend, the newspaper claims that he stopped a blizzard and brought about “fine weather” as he “ascended” hiking "through thick snow" to the 9,000-foot peak of the mountain.
“When Kim Jong Un ascended to the top of it, going through thick snow, it showed fine weather unprecedented in the blizzard of December winter, exposing its majestic figure,” the newspaper reads.
The newspaper calls Kim Jong Un “the peerlessly illustrious commander who controls the nature.”
It says that Lake Chon, which lies at the summit of Mt. Paektu, presented to Kim “charming scenery showing magic peaks and dazzling sunshine” as if “to give warm welcome to him.”
Rodong Sinmun adds that Kim spent his time at the top of the mountain reflecting on his nuclear ambitions, “recalling the emotion-charged days when he realized the great historic cause of completing the state nuclear force.”
Maybe he can use his apparent abilities to aid in his country's suffering food production, as hunger and malnutrition is widespread among the North Korean people.
For more, check out the Shepard Smith Reporting segment below.
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Obiewan Obama has taught him well.
Well, didn’t his Dad hit a perfect round of golf?
So dos that mean we can blame him for Climate Change?
He controls the nature. He can even break the wind.
Yeah, like Fat Boi could even climb a mountain!
So HE is the guy that algore (ManBearPig) SHOULD be blaming for the so-called "Globull Warming".
That short legged tub of guts couldn’t climb two flights of stairs let alone a mountain.
In what remains (for me) THE greatest mockery of NK's propaganda, a Freeper satirized:
Kim Jong Ill Sr. pitched a perfect game against the ‘27 Yankees. No one on the Yankees hit the ball. 27 batters, 27 strike outs on 81 pitches. Kim hit 4 grand slams. Final score 16 to 0.
Then he can fix the Global Warming nonsense...............
DANG!
Herod accepted such worship, and things did not end too well for him:
Acts 12:22-23
And the people kept shouting, “The voice of a god and not of a man!” Then immediately an angel of the Lord struck him, because he did not give glory to God. And he was eaten by worms and died.
Kim also has the world’s most powerful digestive system - his internal inferno burns up all of his food leaving no waste ... really.
I can imagine that fat effer climbing 9000ft. Probably carried 9000ft up on the shoulders of 9000 slaves rotating as they dropped due malnourishment.
Listening to too much Motown:
I... Can make a gray sky blue
I can make it rain, whenever I want it to.
I can build a castle from a single grain of sand.
I can make a ship sail, on dry land.
The Kims never eat and never go to the bathroom
Yes. The first time he played.
Didn’t his dad, while playing golf, hit several Holes-in-one right after another?
LOL!
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