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Exempting Anyone from Funding Abortions ‘Unconstitutional’ [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Dec 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/16/2017 4:25:40 PM PST by John Semmens

In an op ed for the left-wing Sacramento Bee, Crystal Strait, president of Planned Parenthood Affiliates of California, blasted the Trump Administration’s rollback of an Obama policy mandating that religious organizations must include abortion in the health insurance offered to employees, calling it “a violation of women’s constitutional rights to ‘life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.’”

“Few things are more stifling to freedom than the burdens of motherhood,” Strait wrote. “Preventing a woman from obtaining an abortion condemns her to a life of subservience to another person. This is tyranny. That President Trump would authorize a change in regulations that exempts groups like the Little Sisters of the Poor from paying for the abortions of pregnant women who work with them, illegally and immorally undermines the grant of freedom given by former President Obama.”

Strait argued that “couching the new rules as an expansion of the freedom of those with religious objections to opt out of financing what they view as ‘murder’ twists the plain meaning of freedom and allows religious prejudices to trample every woman’s right to have someone else pay for this necessary health benefit. Saying that women are free to purchase their own abortions or that others are free to donate funds to aid the poor to get abortions dodges the fundamental issue. Government has the obligation to mandate universal access to our basic rights—either by funding them with tax dollars or compelling employers to fund them.”

Planned Parenthood CEO Cecile Richards suggested that “the kind of backsliding on this fundamental human right we have seen from the Trump Administration might have been averted if more women who have had abortions would do more bragging about them. On the surface, the procedure can seem scary. The fact that there are people who vocally condemn it can be daunting. Words of encouragement from women who have survived the procedure and gone on to fruitful and productive lives should persuade others who might otherwise hesitate to take the plunge.”

In related news, Pennsylvania Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf vowed to veto legislation that would ban dismemberment abortions of babies more than 20 weeks old. “The effort to put the rights of an unborn infant ahead of those of the mother who wants to terminate that infant’s life is vile and grotesque,” Wolf declared. “I want every voter in the state to know that I can be counted on to defend their right to escape from involuntary parenthood at any point prior to the birth of their child.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2017/12/16/exempting-anyone-from-funding-abortions-unconstitutional/


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; constitution; satire; women

1 posted on 12/16/2017 4:25:40 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Nope.

They never had these rights when the country was founded. Nope.

In fact fedgov funded no social programs or welfare programs.

Lets go back to that.

Commies attempting to to pass off communism as constitutional.

Time to end these blatant attempts and call them as they are when they try pulling this garbage.


2 posted on 12/16/2017 4:39:48 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: John Semmens

It must become harder and harder to write good satire.

It becomes so easily and credibly taken for actual news.


3 posted on 12/16/2017 5:25:05 PM PST by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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