Skip to comments.Gore Says Bitter Cold Confirms Global Warming [semi-satire]
Posted on 01/06/2018 6:56:25 AM PST by John Semmens
Former Vice-President Al Gore confidently brushed aside the possibility that this past week's bitter cold across much of North America might indicate that the global warming he has profitably been hyping for the last 15+ years could be mistaken.
"The theory of global warming, or climate crisis that I now like to call it, postulates that any change in the weather merely confirms the global warming hypothesis," Gore declared. "The most important action anyone can take at this time is to continue to buy copies of my books and movies explaining how it all fits together."
Meanwhile, observations of solar output show a pattern of decreasing heat reaching Earth from the sun. Many climate scientists are predicting that a global cooling trend for the next several decades seems more likely than a continuation of the warming trend Gore has been warning must be addressed by massive government regulations aimed at "lowering the excessively indulgent lifestyles enjoyed by Americans." Strangely, despite railing against the general public's bad behavior, Gore's own lifestyle is far more indulgent than that of average American consumers who possess neither energy-guzzling palatial estates nor their own personal jet aircraft.
In another holier-than-thou incident, England's Prince William urged commoners "to reduce the number of children they bear in order to save the Earth from an excess of surplus population." That the Prince's wife is currently pregnant with their third child has led some to call the Prince a hypocrite. The Prince rebuffed the accusation by pointing out that "my children are assured the means to have fruitful and meaningful lives. The same cannot be said for the common run of mankind who must despoil the planet just to make a living."
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Gore’s brain is frozen.
Yes, Al, and the earth is flat.
ManBearPig knows all, we should make him dictator. I like how the glo-bull warming types spin it both ways.
“Hot? glo-bull warming. Cold? climate change from glo-bull warming”
Global Warming the Evil that’s everywhere , 007 Algore will snuff it out
For those not in the know, Gore actually did say something like that recently.
Al Gore: Bitter cold is exactly what we should expect from the climate crisis
So sayeth the D+ average (taking your usual liberal marshmallow courses) college student.
Fat, ugly, and stupid.
Perfect candidate for a senator.
You’d think a person worth $200 million would be happy with that but no, not Al.
If Trump is dumb, Gore is an imbecile.
America can be eternally thankful that this asshole was not elected President. Wonder if he would have been worse than Odumass. Probably not.
I’ll bet the polar bears and penguins are ecstatic. Just think of how the polar ice caps must feel. Sorry Al. No rising shorelines for you this year. It appears you’ll be having another “inconvenient” year again.
Doesnt anyone in the media check what Gore was saying just a few years ago? Gore assured us that the climate was getting warmer and snow and cold would be things of the past. None of his rants then came true so why should these ridiculous claims be anymore predictive?
“That boy ain’t right.”
What a lunatic fatso.
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