Posted on 05/11/2018 10:08:40 PM PDT by John Semmens
With Congress on the verge of holding the US Department of Justice and the FBI in contempt for repeated refusals to provide unredacted documents related to the Agency's efforts to spy on the Republican presidential campaign and Administration, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein ardently defended the action.
"Unredacting these documents would permit members of Congress to discover the methods and the identities of Agency personnel and outside parties who participated in this vital operation," Rosenstein alleged. "This would have a 'chilling' effect on future operations of a similar nature and, as such, would pose a severe limitation on our power to protect this country from being taken over by hostile forces."
"Since the executive branch is currently controlled by what most experienced government personnel regard as a hostile force, it essential that the information requested by Congress remain secret," the Deputy asserted. "Let me remind everyone that the danger to our government is so severe that a Special Counsel was expressly appointed by me as a last gasp effort to undo the error made by voters in 2016. It would make no sense for me to uncloak the documents requested by Congress just when the Special Counsel is closing in on the usurper-in-chief. I am only carrying out the responsibilities handed to me by Attorney General Sessions when he so judiciously recused himself from the investigation more than a year ago."
In related news, former FBI Director James Comey claims that he is immune from prosecution for lying under oath to Congress because "Special Prosecutor Mueller granted me immunity. The lies I told were part of a 'sting' operation and, as such, are protected under normal FBI protocols. I know some members of Congress are all huffy about it, but a higher loyalty required it and I would do it again to protect the Agency and America."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/239987-2018-05-11-semi-news-semi-satire-may-13-2018-edition.htm
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Pure and utter nonsense.
Is it really satire when you are dead accurate on their thought processes?
You must have installed hidden microphones at all the D.C. watering holes.
It should never have happened and it should never again be allowed to happen.
So if there was a mole..............then how the Russia subject came up is very important because we have laws about entrapment........
https://www.justice.gov/usam/criminal-resource-manual-645-entrapment-elements
“645. Entrapment—Elements
Entrapment is a complete defense to a criminal charge, on the theory that “Government agents may not originate a criminal design, implant in an innocent person’s mind the disposition to commit a criminal act, and then induce commission of the crime so that the Government may prosecute.”
The democrats spied on the Trump campaign and transition team in every way possible. And still Hillary could not win. The way they knew about all the so-called Russian meetings was that they set all of them up. Part of the insurance plan. Remember, a meeting does not a collusion make.
I like the way you show what these characters must be thinking. I would like to give Rosenstein the benefit of the doubt. Is he taking orders from somebody? But if so, orders from whom?
Thanks JS.
As is usual your satire speaks more truth than the supposed ‘truth’ we keep getting fed by the propaganda media.
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