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The Aisle Seat
The Coach's Team ^ | 5/13/18 | Unk

Posted on 05/13/2018 8:06:20 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.”

“Don't get up,” said the Marine. “I'm in the aisle seat; I'll get it for you.”

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,

“That looks good, I'd really like one, too.”

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors,

“Why does it have to be this way?”

“How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations?

This hatred? This animosity?

This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”

The Few. The Proud. The MARINES


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: airplane; cocacola

1 posted on 05/13/2018 8:06:20 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: Oldpuppymax

Good one. ;-)


2 posted on 05/13/2018 8:08:16 AM PDT by House Atreides (BOYCOTT the NFL, its products and players 100% - PERMANENTLY)
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To: Oldpuppymax
Ha, thanks for the laugh​.
3 posted on 05/13/2018 8:13:08 AM PDT by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - multi issue voter)
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To: Oldpuppymax

...knew it was coming...*smiles*..but I’ll retell it tomorrow...


4 posted on 05/13/2018 8:20:33 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Oldpuppymax

Well Done!


5 posted on 05/13/2018 8:23:38 AM PDT by DrDude (Where's the Storm? Its not even raining yet!)
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To: Oldpuppymax

LOL!!!


6 posted on 05/13/2018 9:07:37 AM PDT by Dawgreg
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To: Oldpuppymax

LOL!


7 posted on 05/13/2018 9:12:42 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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To: Oldpuppymax

:)


8 posted on 05/13/2018 9:19:35 AM PDT by 2111USMC (Aim Small Miss Small)
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To: Oldpuppymax

That was funny.


9 posted on 05/13/2018 10:11:15 AM PDT by semaj (U\)
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