Skip to comments.CNN to Limit Live Coverage of Trump in 2020 [semi-satire]
Posted on 05/16/2018 10:41:30 AM PDT by John Semmens
In the event that President Trump runs for reelection in 2020, CNN has vowed to severely limit any live coverage. CNN anchor Don Lemon explained that the Network feels that our viewers need to be protected from prolonged and unfiltered exposure to Trumps lies and insults. We recognized that the type of coverage we gave him during 2016 allowed him unfettered access to suggestible voters and may have made the margin of difference needed for him to win over Secretary Clinton.
By using taped and delayed excerpts instead of live coverage we feel more confident that we can better project the image that Trump is a racist and fascist, Lemon said. The abbreviated snippets of Trumps words we air followed by lengthy analyses by our CNN panel of experts will portray him as he truly is far better than listening to his disjointed ramblings. This is what the American people demand and need.
In related news, the editors of New York magazine announced that it will no longer be publishing any articles with a conservative viewpoint. Socialism is the only legitimate ideology, they wrote. It makes no sense to try to deny it and foist off the discredited views of the right as somehow entitled to play a role in shaping the nations future.
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That’s if CNN is still around ,LOL
I’m the slime oozing out your TV set!
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