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2020 Dem Hopeful Slams Trump’s “Immoral” Policies [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 June 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/05/2018 11:15:10 AM PDT by John Semmens

Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif) sought to take an early lead for her Party’s 2020 presidential nomination by assailing President Trump’s “immoral” policies. Two specific areas that sparked her anger were Trump’s “cruel insistence on blocking the free migration of people across man-made borders” and his “insane refusal to abolish the weapons of war.”

“People have just as much right as birds do to migrate to places where they have a better chance of surviving and propagating,” Harris argued. “Trump’s wall and ICE goons seek to bar humans from enjoying this basic right. The contention that birds fend for themselves while many of the human migrants end up on public assistance does not strike me as sufficient reason to discriminate. I mean, birds have defecated on my car. No immigrant has ever done this. I think we need to move past the notion of nations and erase the artificial lines that separate us from the rest of the world. This is what President Obama tried to do. I will put us back on that road toward a more harmonious future.”

“Once we abolish our borders there will be no more need for weapons of war,” Harris continued. “If anyone who wants to come here can there will be no need for any nation to attack us. We won’t need to spend billions on armaments every year. The money we save could then be used to provide a more comfortable life for all the immigrants who want to come to America for that very reason.”

Meanwhile, expected presidential rival Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass) said she is looking to China “for inspiration on how a country should be governed. At the cost of just a couple of generations of oppression the Communist government now has that country on track to overtake the United States in terms of economic and political power. I think emulating this model is what President Obama had in mind when he promised to transform America. I would be proud to be selected as the person to complete the transformation and cement his legacy for all time.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/06/02/devastating-federal-payroll-cut/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: china; democrats; disarmament; illegals; satire; trump; tyranny

1 posted on 06/05/2018 11:15:10 AM PDT by John Semmens
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“Two specific areas that sparked her anger were Trump’s “cruel insistence on blocking the free migration of people across man-made borders” and his “insane refusal to abolish the weapons of war.
Komodo is like the rest of the Demoncrats. As long as she is protected from crimes committed by illegal aliens there is no problem letting them come. I wonder if she meant those insane weapons of war that protect her sorry ass?


2 posted on 06/05/2018 11:24:02 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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I just cannot think about her without thinking about how she got her start...On her knees in front of Mayor Willie Brown...hahahahah, Mayor Brown’s willie...


3 posted on 06/05/2018 11:24:20 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: John Semmens
2020 Dem Hopeful Slams Trump’s “Immoral” Policies [semi-satire]

First of all, Pamela Harris could not be elected as a dog catcher from the state of California.

The Giant Sixth Grade Brain Journalists keep throwing out names for Rat presidential candidates until someone sounds good to them.

4 posted on 06/05/2018 11:58:10 AM PDT by TheConservativeTejano
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Jeb and the Idiot from Ohio are the only ones who couldn’t beat Kamila.


5 posted on 06/05/2018 12:08:50 PM PDT by Zathras
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Please please please let her win the Dem Primary in 2020.


6 posted on 06/05/2018 12:15:49 PM PDT by Sapwolf (Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
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It seems strange for a democrat like Senator Kamala Harris talk about immorality when the democrats back abortion, gay marriage, etc.


7 posted on 06/05/2018 3:33:58 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent (.)
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