Posted on 06/10/2018 8:13:00 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
Hat Tip: Bernie Eisenfeld
There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but that he might be 6 minutes late.
On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.
The following Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but that he may also be 6 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, plays left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 6 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, playing either left or right handed.
The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.
They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?
George replies, ''Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.''
''Well,'' one of the employees questioned, ''What happens if she is laying on her back?''
George replies, ''Then I’m six minutes late!”
LOL............
Good one!
Oh man, I feel stupid, I don’t get it. I get the “on her back” thing, but why does he always win if he doesn’t have sex?
Coach always said that sex before the game reduces you performance by 25%.
It must be that when he has sex he gets tired.
Very good , made me smile .
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.