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If Democrats Didnít Exist, No One in Their Right Mind Would Dream of Making Them Up
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 06/11/2018 4:59:04 AM PDT by EyesOfTX

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)

I thought this must be a satire piece in The Onion, but it turns out someone actually believes this is really the Democrats’ problem. – The New York Times ran an op/ed penned by – naturally – a couple of professors – who contend that the real problem the Democrat Party has is that it’s just too darn…wait for it…oh, you have to wait for this one…MODERATE!!!!

Yes, friends, these two people who probably have never spent a moment outside of academia believe that the biggest mistake the Dems made in 2016 was not nominating an outright communist, and nominating a mere aspiring fascist dictator instead. Let’s all hope that San Fran Nan, Chuckie Schumer and the rest of what passes for “leadership” in the Democrat Party today all read this piece and take it to heart. If they do, the Democrat Party won’t even exist 8 years from now.

Dude, there are proper times to complain. This is not one of those times. – Mike Repole, the owner of two horses that finished as poor also-rans in Saturday’s Belmont Stakes, is complaining that the trainer of Triple Crown winner Justify had a second horse in the race that was serving as an “offensive lineman” for the winner, interfering with other horses.

There’s just one problem with this argument: Repole’s horses finished a very poor fourth and dead last, and the accused horse ran behind the 4th place finisher almost the entire race, finishing 8th in his own right. Repole even said that Justify, who ran in first place wire to wire and was barely challenged, was the “rightful winner.” So what’s the complaint? Does he think his 10th place horse might have finished 9th were it not for the “interference?”

Sometimes it’s best just to remain quiet and take your lumps.

But back to Democrats… – The utter depravity and intellectual poverty of the American left was on full display over the weekend as two of its most prominent celebrity leaders opened their mouths and revealed the #resistance for the oozing pustule of anti-Americanism it truly is.

Once-great actor Robert DeNiro took the mike at last night’s Tony Awards to introduce fellow faded talent Bruce Springsteen and decided to go off-script, saying “I’m just gonna say two words: F*ck Trump.” For this, he received a standing ovation from the #resistance-filled awards show audience. If you’re wondering why I quit trying to have any sort of reasoned conversation with leftists along about 1996, there you go.

Earlier in the weekend, the execrable Bill Maher told his audience that “I feel like the bottom [of the economy] has to fall out at some point. By the way, I’m hoping for it because one way you get rid of Trump is a crashing economy. So please, bring on the recession.”

Thus, he revealed the Democrat Party’s entire economic program for the 2018 elections. As is always the case, the single most damaging thing any Democrat can do is open his mouth and utter what he’s really thinking. Which is why they spend pretty much every waking moment lying.

From our Canadian Metro-sexual Problems file… – At one of his press availabilities at this weekend’s G7 conference, one of Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s fake eyebrows (yes, he apparently wears fake eyebrows) came loose and almost slid down into his left eye:

This led to all sorts of uproar and hilarity in social media, even to the point where some enterprising soul created a Twitter account named “Trudeau’s Eyebrows.” Here is the account’s first tweet:

Trudeau's Eyebrows @TrudeausEyebro1 Just so you know, yes it's true. Justin Trudeau wears fake eyebrows and takes really good care of us most of the time. But he's really intimidated by @realDonaldTrump, and the sweat loosened the glue that keeps us attached. No biggie

10:55 PM - Jun 9, 2018

It’s fair to note here that if Justin Trudeau were an American politician, he’d be a Democrat. Just sayin’.

And speaking of people who would be mainstream Democrats if they lived in the United States of America, Venezuela’s socialist thug dictator Nicolas Maduro’s regime has now devastated the once-thriving nation so drastically that polio is making a comeback.

Oh, but that’s not all, not by a long shot. Venezuela has also “accounted for 85 percent of cases of measles reported across Latin America and the Caribbean over the past year,” according to the Pan-American Health Organization. Proving one more time that there is literally nothing – not one damn thing – that leftist politicians cannot destroy when given the chance.

Let’s don’t give them another chance to destroy our country this November, ok?

Just another day of leftists destroying stuff America.

That is all.

Follow me on Twitter at @GDBlackmon


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: fakenews; mediabias; trump; trumpwinsagain

1 posted on 06/11/2018 4:59:05 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
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To: EyesOfTX
that there is literally nothing – not one damn thing – that leftist politicians cannot destroy when given the chance. Let’s don’t give them another chance to destroy our country this November, ok?

Truer words were never spoken.

2 posted on 06/11/2018 5:12:37 AM PDT by JayGalt (You can't teach a donkey how to tap dance.)
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To: JayGalt

That’s a good one!


3 posted on 06/11/2018 5:55:33 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Actually our GOPe sell-out globalist crony capitalists would have invented the left if it did not exist. They need it to manage the people and get them on board with their corrupt schemes for the ends of their K-street paymasters. It’s win-win and the only losers are hardworking taxpayers (fools that they are).


4 posted on 06/11/2018 6:06:44 AM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: EyesOfTX

To moderate?? What is this moron talking about...that would be like saying McDonald’s is fine dining. Both statement are untrue...


5 posted on 06/11/2018 6:21:41 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: EyesOfTX

Evil and ignorance have always existed.


6 posted on 06/11/2018 6:33:59 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: JayGalt

The fact of the matter is that Liberals (democRATs) destroy everything that they come in contact with. From education, to the press, the economy, sports, automobiles, the environment and the list goes on. It is who they are and what they do. Nobody will ever be able to convince me otherwise.


7 posted on 06/11/2018 7:07:30 AM PDT by Howie66 ("...Against All Enemies, Foreign and Democrat.....")
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