Posted on 06/12/2018 8:29:07 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
Hat Tip: Howard Fishman
According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to appease Pele and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.
Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
It must be true... I can tell by the detailed reporting and sources.
So we throw Obama in the volcano and a soccer ball comes out?
His head from behind looks like a hard little coconut
You mean Zippy’s not American.
An old Hawaiian searched the folk lore archives.....
He discovered that if the native Hawaiian personage becomes unavailable as a human sacrifice, it is permissible to throw the guy’s wife into the volcano.
‘An old Hawaiian searched the folk lore archives.....
He discovered that if the native Hawaiian personage becomes unavailable as a human sacrifice, it is permissible to throw the guy’s wife into the volcano.’
That would be great :)
How about the guy's husband?
“How about the guy’s husband?”
Early contender for post of the day.
I think they should both be thrown in just to be sure...
We're going to need a much larger volcano.
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