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To: TBP
NASA = Never A Straight Answer

Fortunately, however, I have sources in NASA who given me the _real_ "above top secret" plan.

(1) Each "foreign" object will be registered, named and given an identity card. Yes, NASA will fly a vehicle to the object and put an American flag on it with the identity card on the flag.

2. NASA will issue a Request for Bids to determine which private contractor gets to deal with the "foreign object". This contracting process is expected to take between six months and a year.

3. In the meantime if the object is about to hit the Earth before the contracting process is complete a "Duck and Cover" booklet from the 1950s will be air-dropped to potentially affected areas.

4. If the object survives a collision with Earth it will be issued food stamps, Section 8 housing vouchers, a driver's license indicating its chosen sexual identity, a clunker vehicle, and free education at the local state university.

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13 posted on 06/23/2018 3:35:06 PM PDT by cgbg (Hidden behind the social justice warrior mask is corruption and sexual deviance.)
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To: cgbg

You forgot the free phone. A free phone is a basic human right. It would racist to not give a phone.


27 posted on 06/23/2018 6:54:45 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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