Skip to comments.Bill Clinton Laments Double Standards [semi-satire]
Posted on 07/10/2018 10:01:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
In a commentary on what he alleged were the appalling ethical standards infecting contemporary political discourse, former President Bill Clinton contrasted his own personal experience with that of Donald Trump, saying that back then, you couldnt just tell an outright lie and get away with it. Look, I tried. I lied about my relationship with an intern. I tried to portray her as a nut-job stalker. I even lied under oath. But they still got me. I lost my law license and my good name.
Compare that with Trump, Clinton suggested. Everybody knows hes the type of person who must constantly lie. The only problem is that we havent been able to prove it. So far, hes leading a charmed life. The FBIs been on his case for two yearstapping his phones, spying on him, cooking up dossierswithout proving anything. Sooner or later, though, by hook or by crook theyll get him too. He wont get off as easy as I did.
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Bill Clinton math:
Standard times 2 = Zero
*Bill aint got no standards, so doubling them is meaningless.
Who cares what that LYING, CROOKED, SEXUAL PREDATOR thinks??????
Of course, Trump has never been under oath or had a law degree. But that is just nit picking.
THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT LYING ???
Bwa ha ha ha
He also single handedly destroyed ANY credibility feminism had
Leftist women are just that leftists
Its amazing to hear people defend abortion
Its usually the too many people lie
Klingtongs are evil demons
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