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Bill Clinton Laments Double Standards [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 July 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/10/2018 10:01:32 AM PDT by John Semmens

In a commentary on what he alleged were the “appalling ethical standards infecting contemporary political discourse,” former President Bill Clinton contrasted his own personal experience with that of Donald Trump, saying that “back then, you couldn’t just tell an outright lie and get away with it. Look, I tried. I lied about my relationship with an intern. I tried to portray her as a nut-job stalker. I even lied under oath. But they still got me. I lost my law license and my good name.”

“Compare that with Trump,” Clinton suggested. “Everybody knows he’s the type of person who must constantly lie. The only problem is that we haven’t been able to prove it. So far, he’s leading a charmed life. The FBI’s been on his case for two years—tapping his phones, spying on him, cooking up dossiers—without proving anything. Sooner or later, though, by hook or by crook they’ll get him too. He won’t get off as easy as I did.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/07/07/possible-troop-withdrawals-rattle-globalist-lobby/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; lies; satire; trump

1 posted on 07/10/2018 10:01:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Bill Clinton math:

“Standard” times 2 = Zero

*Bill ain’t got no standards, so doubling them is meaningless.


2 posted on 07/10/2018 10:06:56 AM PDT by ptsal ( Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M. Twain)
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To: John Semmens

Who cares what that LYING, CROOKED, SEXUAL PREDATOR thinks??????


3 posted on 07/10/2018 10:16:40 AM PDT by Dawgreg
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To: John Semmens

Of course, Trump has never been under oath or had a law degree. But that is just nit picking.


4 posted on 07/10/2018 10:18:52 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: ptsal

This
This
THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT LYING ???
Bwa ha ha ha
He also single handedly destroyed ANY credibility feminism had
Leftist women are just that leftists
It’s amazing to hear people defend abortion
It’s usually the too many people lie
Klingtongs are evil demons


5 posted on 07/10/2018 10:38:20 AM PDT by Truthoverpower (The guvmint you get is the Trump winning express !)
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