A blond woman frantically calls the fire department, “My house is on fire! My house is on fire!” the person at the other end of the line listens and says calmly “slow down Mam, now, how do we get there?”
The blond pauses and replies ...Duh, Big red truck!
LOL...just sent to my son who I sent a fire fighter cadet. He’s too young for blonde jokes, though.