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No Christians Among UKs Syrian Refugees [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 August 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/04/2018 7:50:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

Of the more than 1,000 refugees admitted into the United Kingdom from war-torn Syria during the first quarter of 2018 none were Christians. Home Secretary Sajid Javid explained that “for us to admit Christians would merely exacerbate the already existing religious imbalance between the two countries. We already have a surplus of Christians in the UK and a comparative shortage of Muslims. The opposite is the case in Syria.”

Javid acknowledged that “the discrimination, oppression, and murder of Christians in Muslim-run countries is unfortunate. However, we feel we must take a longer range perspective. That perspective is founded on the premise that if we can achieve a greater religious and ethnic balance among all the nations of the world the motive for discrimination, oppression, war, and atrocities will diminish.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/08/03/ny-times-hires-racist-editorial-writer/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: christians; muslims; refugees; satire

1 posted on 08/04/2018 7:50:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

So basically we’re going to do nothing to help those who need help the most, and who pose the least threat to us and are most likely to integrate. Good job UK!


2 posted on 08/04/2018 7:55:24 AM PDT by winslow
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To: winslow

As the Luftwaffe nightly set England afire, the British people looked skyward and shouted to the world the challenge
“THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND!!”
It seems they’ve forgotten their battle cry


3 posted on 08/04/2018 8:53:13 AM PDT by CaptainAmiigaf ( N.Y. Times--We print the news as it fits our views)
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To: John Semmens

So their excuse is they want to depopulate Syria of Muslims so that Christians are less of a minority? Total lie. They have no use for Christians anymore in merry old England.


4 posted on 08/04/2018 1:07:38 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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