Posted on 08/14/2018 5:32:24 PM PDT by cvolkay
TRUMP!!! You're Goin' To The Moon!!!
In my numerous years (not saying how many) Trump is the gift that just truly keeps on giving. One Smack-down after another on the "golden calves" that make up the leftists entire pantheon of jerrybuilt castles in the air. Wunderbar. It's like getting a daily dose of high-powered schadenfreude. Oh how I've come to love leftist schadenfreude and you can too.
Leftist misery keeps me up at night mirthful and mightily merry like a glassy-eyed bedlam-ite. (No comments please). I had thought of going the same old route that I've seen before, you know adding Trump's bulbous encephalon to Rushmore, or even shearing off the statue of Liberty's noggin and replacing it with Trumps'. Yes, she's in a gown but you could proffer that Trump was the first citizen of America, like one of the Roman Caesar's, and togas were all the rage. But this would still limit his reach. The torch, of course, symbolic of all of those special interest lefty whiners he's been torching for the last 2 years.
But, sometimes bona fide inspiration strikes. I've got it. Here's my proposal. And before you discount it, please remember it's as viable a proposal as anything that has come out of the left in the last 50 years, so have a little respect.
Everyone I know has kind of noticed there seem to be some kind of face on the moon. Hard to say, not well defined, but there are the beginnings of some scabrous features of a kisser. Well, I say with a man of true creative genius, someone along the lines of Gutzon Borglum (Rushmore) and the accouterments of the modern age, we could end up with a likeness of Trump, big snarling, mouth wide open. As if he's yelling (the kind of picture the MSM (I don't know if they're really fake, or just so damned biased) always runs of him. This beautiful countenance of the angry, vitriolic Trump for the rest of eternity glaring down at the earthlings from the moon. I feel the goose bumps beginning to rise.
Consider, in the hands of a consummate artist, we could blast away regions with atomic bombs. Let's get the Army crew of engineers up there. I've heard, but can't speak further, that we now have top-secret lasers that could literally carve the sides of mountains in seconds. Knives through butter. The Army crew could do the rough construction and then the artist could come in, super powerful lasers at his control and sculpt a very credible likeness of the Donald.
The Libs would quickly become like vampires (if they're not already) that would live by sun to do their dastardly deeds, but then when night fell, there it would be, The Moon with Trump's kisser on it sailing across the heavens and driving the hobo-like libs to the holes that they emerge from. There would be riots in the street but, nonetheless it's kind of hard to reach the moon. Let's see, who does come out at night, rats, mice, vampires, vermin of many stripes, murderous slack-jawed serial killers, so they would be right in their element.
For those libs brave enough to brook it, every glance up at Trump looking down on them with that haughty, arrogant sneer would drive them to straight jackets and anti-psychotics (which would probably be a good thing anyway, for their own health.)
And just think, at every moment, Trump's Romanesque kisser would be staring down on some country as it made its way across our planet. With the will, it's definitely doable, even pleasurable, heaven, kismet on earth as we all laughed as we spied the scurrying little cheese-gobbling libs running for cover. Does it get any better than this? Oh hell no.
If you wanted a word coming out of his mouth how about "WINNING."
LOL! That would be great!
Git ‘er done!
Humblegunner.....
Bring me whatever he had!
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