Skip to comments.Staff Changes at the Special Prosecutor's Office [semi-satire]
Posted on 09/01/2018 1:22:21 AM PDT by John Semmens
Signs that Special Counsel Robert Mueller is about to ramp up the enforcement phase of his campaign against the Trump Administration was indicated by the departure of two lower-ranking prosecutors. The slots will be filled by two former military sharpshooters.
Peter Carr, a spokesman for the special counsel, explained that "the seriousness of the threat to the nation posed by President Trump combined with his power to thwart normal legal procedures has forced Mr. Mueller to consider a more forceful approach." Carr cited the action taken to neutralize Osama bin Laden as a precedent for Mueller's decision. "The nation didn't limit itself to an impractical option of arresting and prosecuting bin Laden and we shouldn't expect the Special Counsel to do so when confronted with the greater threat posed by Trump."
Carr added "it is our hope that by being upfront in our announcement of the staffing adjustments that President Trump will take the hint and resign of his own free will. We're not eager to get more blood on our hands than is necessary, but we will do whatever we have to in order to save the nation from a dangerous usurper."
Sean Casten, the Democratic candidate in Illinois' 6th Congressional District hailed the Special Counsel staff changes, calling them "the kind of 'outside-the-box' thinking we need in these perilous times. I thought I was the only one who saw the remarkable similarities between Trump and Osama. I'm glad to see that Robert Mueller is on the same page and is preparing to take the extreme measures required to deal with it."
In related news, Georgetown University law professor Joshua Geltzer told a CNN audience that "it is not enough that Trump just be removed from office, all evidence that he was ever the president must be erased. Don't think it can't be done. There is historical precedent for such an erasure. In ancient times the names of reviled Pharaohs were chiseled off monuments. More recently, the Soviet Union erased the records of traitors from their history, even going so far as to retouch old photos. These erasures have helped deprive the disloyal unknowns hiding among the population from rallying around the memory of the enemies of the state."
Along these lines, billionaire globalist George Soros is funding a Media Matters scheme aimed at eliminating Trump supporters from access to social media by the year 2020. David Brock, founder of Media Matters for America, bragged that "we will coordinate with Google, Facebook and Twitter to implement the suppression of anti-democratic content from conservatives, Republicans, and Trump supporters whenever and wherever possible."
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The whole Mueller investigation is part of the biggest case of corruption in the history of our government. The FBI, the CIA and the DOJ(sic) have been EXPOSED!
The terms “military sharpshooters,” “blood,” etc. are metaphorical, not literal, of course. We mean that our attorneys are very accurate and effective.
Problem is: it ain’t even ‘semi-satire’ any more. ugh!
Thanks, John, for your ongoing ability to nail current events.
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