The New People’s UniformPosted on 09/16/2018 6:11:44 AM PDT by NOBO2012
There’s been quite a buzz about Alexandria Oca$io-Cortez rocking a $3,500 Gabriela Hearst, new $coialist worker’s uniform:
To be fair, AOC has been rockin’ socialist uniforms ever since she was a wee one:
And socialist workers have always had uniforms, although in the past they’ve been a bit drab and utilitarian:
But in the 21st century, they’ve been replaced by a modern, somewhat saucier, look for the contemporary worker. Minus the guns of course, because Democratic Socialism is peaceful. At least at first.
If you’ve been around for a while, you will remember that it was our first historic, black FLOTUS who started this transformation. Here’s Lady M rockin’ the new garden worker uniform featuring Jimmy Cho motorcycle boots ($1,000.00):
But AOC wasn’t about to take all this criticism aimed at her true authentic socialist self sitting down, no sir, she’s fighting back like a girl:
What the heck is a “lewk” you ask? Well, I looked it up for you: “To use the term of art, a lewk is a personal style signature so individual it’s almost indivisible from you.” So, like I said, a uniform. One for photo-shoots and one for real werk.
I don't matter, you don't matter
Neither does this mindless clatter
It don't matter where you're from
What matters is your uniform
Wear your braces round your seat
Doctor Marten's on your feet
Keep your bonnet very neat
For credibility on street
We are marching as to war
We won't be obscure no more
In uniform, in uniform…
It seems insane
But heaven knows
It's all the same
And I need new clothes
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
Sounds like an excuse ...
I bet that’s HER outfit and she dumped it when people discovered how expensive it is.
They wear clothing with those high price tags just to say, “I can and you can’t.” She is flaunting her White Privilege.
She certainly is full of herself.
It’s okay she is a democrat.
Do not question how she can afford all this on a “socialist” income either.
Actually you do get to keep the outfit....that’s in lieu of a paycheck
I'm sure it's just a photo shoot pimping her youth and hotness to a mindless socialist class of getsmedat voters...
The optics are terrible, she is projecting she is above the little people.
It will be fun to watch her try and influence the political machinations of a GOP controlled house where she will be literally a nobody...
If the American people returns the Democratic Party to power, they will have committed cultural suicide.
If she does get to keep the outfit, is the value of the outfit considered reportable income by the IRS...?
You got to love “socialism”.
For ethical people...yes
That’s $3500 BEFORE New York state and city sales tax. Way to go, socialists.
Stealing tips from a co-worker can be very profitable.
Oh, wait, that was insensitive. So sorry.
I should have said “redistributing tips” from a co-worker can be very profitable.
A woman of the people. The higher-paid ones, pretending to represent the lower-paid ones.
she is Manspreading too.
That's if she gets there. It is my sneaking suspicion that her defeated 20-years-in-Congress primary opponent will be being supported under the table by the few remaining sane Democrats at the DNC. He says he isn't running but he's still on a third party ticket.
The guy has probably racked up some serious seniority in Congress that the DNC doesn't want to lose - plus he can collect innumerable IOUs he built up over the years with his district's constituents.
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