Skip to comments.Gore Says Trump Should Be Terminated for Ethical Reasons [semi-satire]
Posted on 09/24/2018 4:18:35 PM PDT by John Semmens
Former Vice-President Al Gore advanced the notion that "Trump's Presidency should be terminated early for ethical reasons. Science has shown that climate change is the biggest threat the planet has ever seen. Not only do we see Trump denying this threat. His policies are exacerbating the threat."
"The big economic boom that Trump is so proud of is a planetary disaster," the former Veep contended. "More people working and more consumerism are accelerating the march to global catastrophe. After the eight years of hard work by the Obama Administration to throttle expectations it is disheartening to see that undone. The idea that everyone can prosper is unsustainable. People must get used to lower standards of livingsmaller cars, smaller homes, less travelif we hope to conserve enough resources for our leaders to continue the battle to save the planet."
Gore vowed to "spare no effort and no expense in my mission to bring the message of simple living to every corner of the globe. I will speak to anyone who can pay my lecture fee. I will sell my books to anyone who can afford to buy them. No sacrifice is too great for me to make in this great quest I've undertaken in the twilight of my long and distinguished lifetime of service to the common good."
In related news, Governor Jerry Brown (D-Calif) called Trump "a saboteur in the fight against climate change" and wished for "something to happen to this guy. I think Maxine's suggestion that we knock off Trump is fundamentally on target. And our prisons are loaded with guys that could do the job. I'd pardon them tomorrow if I thought they could be trusted to get it done."
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Poor Algore he must be losing Billions of Dollars
Gore should be terminated. Period.
It is getting harder and harder to distinguish between Democrat satire and reality.
That is because they are a cancerous criminal element in our society.
Bye Bye Al Your polar bears desperately need you NOW!!!
I got a better idea....how about Al Gore just disappears,taking his crazy climate notions with him as he goes.
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