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Leftist Threats over Kavanaugh Proliferate [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 Oct 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/06/2018 9:42:03 AM PDT by John Semmens

Democratic Senators aren’t the only ones behaving badly in the Kavanaugh confirmation process. Planned Parenthood sent out a tweet warning saying “Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vote NO on #Kavanaugh or else we’re coming for you.”

Dawn Laguens, Executive Vice President of the organization, justified the vague threat, saying that “preservation of the sacred right of abortion is essential to the health of the women’s movement. Anyone who will not commit to upholding this right against all challenges or limitations is an enemy of the movement. Enemies should expect to be attacked.”

Laguens reserved “a very special contempt” for Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) who announced her support of Kavanaugh on Friday afternoon. “For years we’ve backed her as a solid vote for abortion only to see her put some cockeyed allegiance to ‘due process’ and ‘evidence’ ahead of believing women who tell their rape stories. She has gone over to the dark side and must be punished for her betrayal.”

Democratic congressional staffer Jackson Cosko was caught “doxxing”–publishing the home addresses of Republican Senators Mike Lee, Orrin Hatch of Utah and Lindsey Graham. The publication of such information allows fanatics easier access to harass or attack these individuals.

Cosko had been working for Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex) but was fired after his arrest. Cosko, who describes himself as a “Democratic political professional with cybersecurity expertise,” complained he is being “made the scapegoat. Sen. Schumer said we would take down Kavanaugh by any means necessary. I did what I thought it was my duty to do given my computer savvy and commitment to the revolution. Since I was only carrying out the will of the Party’s leader I should have the same immunity he has.”

Porn lawyer and early front-runner for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination Michael Avenatti boasted that “I have the names of dozens of new accusers that the FBI and Senate failed to include in their process. Not only will I be feeding out these accusations to the media one-by-one between now and 2020, but once I am elected president I will pack the court with people more in tune with the wishes of the voters. I will put an end to the stilted system where justice positions are reserved for lawyers and judges and balance out the codgers and hags that have dominated the Court with true tribunes of the people—people like Julie Swetnick and Deborah Ramirez, whose heroic efforts to derail the Kavanaugh appointment show them to be individuals of extraordinary merit—just the kind needed to transform this hoary institution.”

At the University of Texas, Austin an angry anti-Kavanaugh mob disrupted a peaceful demonstration by the Young Conservatives of Texas (YCT) in support of the Judge’s confirmation—tearing up their signs, chanting f*ck YCT, and attempting to intimidate them. An ad hoc leader of the mob explained “there are some views that don’t deserve the privilege of being heard. It is our right as the vanguard of the progressive transformation initiated by President Obama to fight the dissemination of anti-social ideas by whatever means necessary.”

At the University of Southern California 100 students demanded that Professor James Moore be fired for responding to a broadcast email urging students to “believe survivors.” Moore’s reply noting that “accusers sometimes lie” and advocating a stronger appreciation of “due process” enraged these students.

The school’s Dean Jack Knott called Moore’s email “extremely inappropriate, hurtful, insensitive” and promised to “convene a faculty meeting to discuss the appropriate steps needed to combat the type of bias exhibited by Professor Moore. What he said is not what our school represents.”

For his part, Moore expressed remorse, hoping that might save the job he’s held for 30 years. “It was never my intention to hurt anyone,” he said. “I guess I’ve been reviewing so many cases of kangaroo justice when it comes to unsubstantiated allegations ruining the college careers of too many students to be adequately sensitive to the feelings of those who think that allegations must be believed unless the accused can conclusively prove they are untrue. For that I am deeply sorry and will correct my thinking on this issue if I’m given a second chance.”

Georgetown Professor C. Christine Fair declared that “white Republican men deserve miserable deaths while feminists laugh as they take their last gasps” for supporting Kavanaugh (who she slandered by calling a “serial rapist”) and that “their corpses should be castrated and fed to swine.” Georgetown University said Fair’s views “fit within the school’s guidelines. We do not prohibit ideas, even when those ideas may be difficult, controversial or objectionable. The University is a place where the free and open discussion of the evils inflicted throughout history by while males must be protected from criticism.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/10/06/dem-senators-reject-results-of-investigation-they-demanded/


TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: intimidation; kavanaugh; leftists; satire

1 posted on 10/06/2018 9:42:03 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It will come anyway.
Give them a couple of shots, then make them really REALLY regret it.
No other way, folks.


2 posted on 10/06/2018 9:44:38 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: John Semmens

Nice of them to state plainly we’re all enemies of the movement. Wasn’t aware of that


3 posted on 10/06/2018 9:46:52 AM PDT by nevadapatriot
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To: John Semmens
“preservation of the sacred right of abortion is essential to the health of the women’s movement.

Let me enhance that for Planned Parenthood & the RAT party.

“preservation of the sacred right of abortion is essential to the DemonRAT party and their propaganda Hollyweird subsidiary in order to continue the RAT's abhorrent perverse behavior at the tax payer's expense."
4 posted on 10/06/2018 9:49:40 AM PDT by Cheerio ( #44, the UNKNOWN Manchurian Candidate)
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To: John Semmens

A dozen or two of the most radical and sinister of these cretans need to be tried for sedition, insurrection and attempted overthrow of the U.S Government by violent means, and either executed or incarcerated for life. Nip it in the bud, or face levels requiring troops and MASS gunfire.


5 posted on 10/06/2018 9:56:55 AM PDT by Tucker39 ("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
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To: John Semmens

Nice compendium of actual insanities. Didn’t see any satire.


6 posted on 10/06/2018 9:59:12 AM PDT by aquila48
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