Skip to comments.Dems Vow Incivility Until They Are Returned to Power [semi-satire]
Posted on 10/13/2018 11:23:55 AM PDT by John Semmens
This week twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton urged the Democratic mob to continue their efforts to intimidate and harass the Partys opponents until Democrats are restored to power. President Obamas former Attorney General Eric Folder seconded Clintons remarks calling them the kind of tough stance we need to ram our message into the skulls of the American voter.
Holder explicitly rejected former First Lady Michelle Obamas advice that Democrats should take the high road, saying that the time for polite debate has long since passed. We need more people like Jordan Hunt to take our fight for social justice into the streets.
Jordan Hunt is the Canadian who was videotaped kicking Marie-Claire Bissonnette, an antiabortion protester sitting on the pavement at a demonstration in Toronto on September 23. Hunt tried to justify his assault by alleging I was trying to kick the phone she was using to videotape me when I tore up her posters. I was a bit off target and ended up kicking her shoulder. But it wasnt a total miss because her phone went flying and I did manage to tear her anti-abortion button off before I fled the scene. Its my bad luck that her video survived and led police to me.
Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) disputed Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnells characterization of the insane ranting that has become the signature style of the Democratic Party as mob tactics. You are underestimating us, she warned. We are no mere mob. We are the vanguard of the progressive revolution that will smash the reactionary elements who oppose our struggle to transform this country into a peoples republic. History has shown that the righteous wrath of the oppressed to be an irresistible force. In the end, the Grand Old Party will be as unable to stop us as the grand old tsar was unable to stop Lenin.
Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif) blamed the Republicans for the rise of Democrat mobs. Theyre the ones who refuse to give us what we want, Waters pointed out. We wouldnt have to be getting in their faces, hounding them, scaring them, and driving them from public places if they werent successfully resisting our demands. We didnt used to have to take things so far. It used to be that Republicans would grumble a little bit and then give in. But with Trump egging them on theyve morphed into a different animal that now requires more extreme methods if we want the revolution to succeed.
Weve seen how the Republicans have abused their power since they stole the 2016 election from me, Clinton asserted. They rammed through a tax cut that has deprived the government of sorely needed resources and left that money in the hands of ignorant and selfish anti-government corporations and individuals. And Trump is nominating exclusively conservative judges and the GOP-controlled Senate is confirming them despite the serious allegations our Party has made against them. These are blows aimed at thwarting the changes President Obama promised voters. Democrats cant be expected to accept these abuses without fighting back by whatever means are necessary.
Meanwhile, some insight into the type of civility we might expect from an ascendant Democratic Party was provided by a Google briefing book titled The Good Censor. The book admits that Google has taken upon itself the responsibility of policing civility by censoring non-conforming views. Pichai Sundararajan, chief executive officer of Google, explained when people share a common belief system there are fewer grounds for disagreement and fewer opportunities for uncivil interactions. By filtering out and suppressing the viewpoint outliers we are promoting the kind of unanimity that is conducive to a more civil society.
In related news, a coven of witches has announced plans to cast a hex on newly appointed Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during an occult ritual to be held on October 20 in New York City. The event is being sponsored by Catland BooksBrooklyns premiere occult bookshop. Fifty percent of the funds raised by the event will go charity25% to a homeless shelter and help center for LGBTQ youth and 25% to Planned Parenthood in honor of the heroic actions of Jordan Hunt on behalf of our cause.
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Yeah. Gangsters always use violent extortion to get their way.
You know, my thought process when figuring out who to vote for us not “hey, those people act worse than my worst experience potty training toddlers. I gotta get me some of that! Lets vote for the party of endless aggrievedness, rampant anger-management issues, off-the-charts entitlement, and destruction of property.”
This isn’t even semi-satire.
Sadly, it’s the current news of the day.
Sadly, this is not satire.
The tolerant, public-spirited Google CEO, Pichai Sundararajan, explained after removing his lips from Hillary's a**:
people need to be forced into sharing a common belief system to avoid incivility. By suppressing those who dont agree
with Hillary we are promoting the kind of unanimity that is conducive to a more Clintonesque civil society.....
May they be uncivil forever!
Obamas former AG Eric Folder seconded Clintons remarks calling them the kind of toughness we'll use to ram our
message into the skulls of the American voter. Holder is applying for an Obama Foundation grant to teach classes in kick-boxing.
I think their plan ought to be standing in the middle of the room and holding their breath until the WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY TURNS BLUE, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!!
Are Democrats really that stupid or do they think the rest of us are? Sen. Hirono doesn’t seem to understand the Constitution she has sworn to uphold. Maxine Waters & Hillary Clinton don’t seem to have the first clue as to what this country is about or was intended to be by it’s founders. All in all,some of these people just don’t seem to “get it” when somebody is attempting to get the country back on the right path.
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