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Dems Vow Incivility Until They Are Returned to Power [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Oct 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/13/2018 11:23:55 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton urged the Democratic mob to continue their efforts to intimidate and harass the Party’s opponents “until Democrats are restored to power.” President Obama’s former Attorney General Eric Folder seconded Clinton’s remarks calling them “the kind of tough stance we need to ram our message into the skulls of the American voter.”

Holder explicitly rejected former First Lady Michelle Obama’s advice that Democrats “should take the high road,” saying that “the time for polite debate has long since passed. We need more people like Jordan Hunt to take our fight for social justice into the streets.”

Jordan Hunt is the Canadian who was videotaped kicking Marie-Claire Bissonnette, an antiabortion protester sitting on the pavement at a demonstration in Toronto on September 23. Hunt tried to justify his assault by alleging “I was trying to kick the phone she was using to videotape me when I tore up her posters. I was a bit off target and ended up kicking her shoulder. But it wasn’t a total miss because her phone went flying and I did manage to tear her anti-abortion button off before I fled the scene. It’s my bad luck that her video survived and led police to me.”

Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) disputed Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s characterization of the insane ranting that has become the signature style of the Democratic Party as “mob tactics.” “You are underestimating us,” she warned. “We are no mere mob. We are the vanguard of the progressive revolution that will smash the reactionary elements who oppose our struggle to transform this country into a people’s republic. History has shown that the righteous wrath of the oppressed to be an irresistible force. In the end, the Grand Old Party will be as unable to stop us as the grand old tsar was unable to stop Lenin.”

Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif) blamed the Republicans for the rise of Democrat mobs. “They’re the ones who refuse to give us what we want,” Waters pointed out. “We wouldn’t have to be getting in their faces, hounding them, scaring them, and driving them from public places if they weren’t successfully resisting our demands. We didn’t used to have to take things so far. It used to be that Republicans would grumble a little bit and then give in. But with Trump egging them on they’ve morphed into a different animal that now requires more extreme methods if we want the revolution to succeed.”

“We’ve seen how the Republicans have abused their power since they stole the 2016 election from me,” Clinton asserted. “They rammed through a tax cut that has deprived the government of sorely needed resources and left that money in the hands of ignorant and selfish anti-government corporations and individuals. And Trump is nominating exclusively conservative judges and the GOP-controlled Senate is confirming them despite the serious allegations our Party has made against them. These are blows aimed at thwarting the changes President Obama promised voters. Democrats can’t be expected to accept these abuses without fighting back by whatever means are necessary.”

Meanwhile, some insight into the type of “civility” we might expect from an ascendant Democratic Party was provided by a Google briefing book titled The Good Censor. The book admits that Google has taken upon itself the responsibility of policing civility by censoring non-conforming views. Pichai Sundararajan, chief executive officer of Google, explained “when people share a common belief system there are fewer grounds for disagreement and fewer opportunities for uncivil interactions. By filtering out and suppressing the viewpoint outliers we are promoting the kind of unanimity that is conducive to a more civil society.”

In related news, a coven of witches has announced plans to cast a hex on newly appointed Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during an occult ritual to be held on October 20 in New York City. The event is being sponsored by Catland Books—“Brooklyn’s premiere occult bookshop.” Fifty percent of the funds raised by the event will go charity—25% to a homeless shelter and help center for LGBTQ youth and 25% to Planned Parenthood “in honor of the heroic actions of Jordan Hunt on behalf of our cause.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/10/13/dems-vow-incivility-until-they-are-returned-to-power/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; mob; satire; violence

1 posted on 10/13/2018 11:23:55 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Yeah. Gangsters always use violent extortion to get their way.


2 posted on 10/13/2018 11:32:32 AM PDT by Regulator
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To: John Semmens

You know, my thought process when figuring out who to vote for us not “hey, those people act worse than my worst experience potty training toddlers. I gotta get me some of that! Lets vote for the party of endless aggrievedness, rampant anger-management issues, off-the-charts entitlement, and destruction of property.”


3 posted on 10/13/2018 11:41:45 AM PDT by BlackAdderess (VOTE!!!!!!!!)
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To: John Semmens

This isn’t even semi-satire.

Sadly, it’s the current news of the day.


4 posted on 10/13/2018 11:55:38 AM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith......)
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To: John Semmens
jobs not mobs

hillary civility

5 posted on 10/13/2018 12:00:00 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: John Semmens

Sadly, this is not satire.


6 posted on 10/13/2018 12:34:35 PM PDT by ealgeone (SCRIPTURE DOES NOT CHANGE!)
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To: John Semmens
......some insight into the type of Hillary-type “civility” we might expect from an ascendant Democratic Party
is found in a Google briefing book the tech giant entitled, "The Good Censor." Google has humanely taken upon
itself the responsibility of policing civility by censoring non-conforming views.

The tolerant, public-spirited Google CEO, Pichai Sundararajan, explained after removing his lips from Hillary's a**:
“people need to be forced into sharing a common belief system to avoid incivility. By suppressing those who dont agree
with Hillary we are promoting the kind of unanimity that is conducive to a more Clintonesque civil society”.....

7 posted on 10/13/2018 12:41:04 PM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: John Semmens

May they be uncivil forever!


8 posted on 10/13/2018 12:53:24 PM PDT by DarthVader (Not by speeches & majority decisions will the great issues of today be decided but by Blood & Iron)
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To: John Semmens
In a rare moment of tenderness, cuckolded wife Hillary Clinton still smarting over her husband's wandering penis,
urged Democratic mobs to continue the intimidation and harassment "until Democrats are restored to their rightful
place of power over those frickin' peons, especially the creeps in Wisconsin who didnt vote for me.”

Obama’s former AG Eric Folder seconded Clinton’s remarks calling them “the kind of toughness we'll use to ram our
message into the skulls of the American voter.” Holder is applying for an Obama Foundation grant to teach classes in kick-boxing.

9 posted on 10/13/2018 12:57:29 PM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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I think their plan ought to be standing in the middle of the room and holding their breath until the WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY TURNS BLUE, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!!


10 posted on 10/13/2018 2:35:25 PM PDT by _longranger81 (Gettin' our Mega-MAGA-Mojo on!)
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To: John Semmens

Are Democrats really that stupid or do they think the rest of us are? Sen. Hirono doesn’t seem to understand the Constitution she has sworn to uphold. Maxine Waters & Hillary Clinton don’t seem to have the first clue as to what this country is about or was intended to be by it’s founders. All in all,some of these people just don’t seem to “get it” when somebody is attempting to get the country back on the right path.


11 posted on 10/13/2018 6:38:27 PM PDT by oldtech
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