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Hillary Mulling Another Run for Office [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 Oct 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/20/2018 10:30:46 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former Clinton aide Philippe Reines says the twice unsuccessful presidential candidate is “seriously considering running against Trump in 2020. On the one hand, she’s really disappointed in how voters treated her in 2016. They had their chance to elect the smartest woman in America to be their president, but they blew it. On the other hand, her great love for the country may drive her to once again sacrifice her own personal comfort in one more battle to save the nation from the ravages of the Trump Administration and the Republican Party.”

“She's concerned about the Trump agenda of fostering rapid economic growth and opening up more job opportunities—a record 7.14 million at last count—this is more than there are applicants available to fill them,” Reines observed. “This is a cleverly designed scheme to destroy a major Democratic constituency by driving them into the workforce against their will. The prospect of exterminating a way of life that has sustained generations of Democratic voters has led to increasingly violent objections. Rather than see the nation continue to be torn apart by this violence, Hillary feels it may be her patriotic duty to give voters another chance to correct their previous mistakes of not electing her when they had the opportunity in 2008 and 2016.”

“Look at the whole issue of recent mob violence,” Reines suggested. “We didn’t see this kind of thing when Obama was president. Sure, there were some TEA Party protests, but they were ineffectually peaceful. Putting Democrats back in power could reestablish that more pacific relationship between those in and out of power. I think what Hillary is trying to communicate to voters is that we all can have more peace and civility under Democratic rule where the opponents of government policy restrict themselves to legal methods of trying to sway policymakers. Many of the more intellectually aware Republicans recognize this and would willingly trade the chaos spawned by opposition to Trump’s policies for a return to the old ways of across-the-aisle cooperation exemplified by the late Sen. McCain.”

Reines pointed out that “a comeback isn’t as ridiculous as many assume. Hillary is younger than Trump and Joe Biden—two of her likely opponents in 2020—and would have the edge in appealing to younger voters who might like to support someone closer to their own age. I think her message that the nation won’t have civility until Democrats are back in charge in Washington is perfectly in tune with the current mood of the people. Other Democrats like Rep Waters and former Attorney General Holder have grasped the essence of this message, but neither has the eloquence or gravitas that Hillary brings to the table.”

Clinton’s call for Democrats to be uncivil received words of support from her former running mate Sen. Tim Kaine (Virginia) who called for Democrats “to fight in the streets. When we are in the minority in Congress and a Republican is president there are no constitutional means for advancing our cause other than the First Amendment right to assemble and make our grievances known by, as Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer urged, ‘any means necessary.’”

In a related statement about Democratic Party values, the Allegheny County Democrat Party in Pennsylvania fired recently hired Executive Director Mark Salvas for “making statements that don’t reflect the Party’s values or the message it is trying to convey to voters.” Salvas’ offensive statement: “I stand for the flag, I kneel for the cross.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/10/20/hillary-mulling-another-run-for-office/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; democrats; mobs; satire; uncivil; violence
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1 posted on 10/20/2018 10:30:46 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“...Hillary Mulling Another Run...”

...and afterwards whe’ll be just another mulled whine.


2 posted on 10/20/2018 10:34:20 AM PDT by budj (combat vet, 2nd of 3 generations)
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To: John Semmens

I saw a poll where she has a 4% lead in the race for dog catcher.


3 posted on 10/20/2018 10:36:07 AM PDT by trublu
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To: budj

Run, Hillary, run!

- and once again suck all the oxygen and juice out of the room, leaving asphyxiation and dehydration in your wake.

Who knew the Herself would run interference for Trump so well?


4 posted on 10/20/2018 10:37:45 AM PDT by alloysteel (In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
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To: John Semmens

Only if she can find a large enough Medical Team


5 posted on 10/20/2018 10:40:43 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

6 posted on 10/20/2018 10:44:43 AM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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To: John Semmens

mulling her whine


7 posted on 10/20/2018 10:50:43 AM PDT by kanawa (Trump Loves a Great Deal)
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To: C210N

Excellent!


8 posted on 10/20/2018 10:53:21 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: John Semmens
..scheme to destroy a major Democratic constituency by driving them into the workforce against their will.

LOL, not fake news.

9 posted on 10/20/2018 10:53:53 AM PDT by PROCON ('Progressive' is a Euphemism for Totalitarian)
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Another good one John.


10 posted on 10/20/2018 11:09:41 AM PDT by MCF (If my home can't be my Castle, then it will be my Alamo)
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To: John Semmens

she could win if she runs in 2060


11 posted on 10/20/2018 11:25:33 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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To: John Semmens

Stop saying Democratic Party. There is NOTHING DEMOCRATIC about the DEMOCRAT party.


12 posted on 10/20/2018 11:35:55 AM PDT by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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Thank you. “Democrat”, not “DemocratIC”.


13 posted on 10/20/2018 11:38:20 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam ("Do not discount anything in which Donald Trump is involved." - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: John Semmens

Good stuff! Thanks for posting.


14 posted on 10/20/2018 11:57:16 AM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: budj

No, the reality is that she’ll confiscate another several million in donations from clueless Libs. She is crazy for the power, but will settle for the $$$$!


15 posted on 10/20/2018 12:28:35 PM PDT by nobamanomore
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She is the Borg queen


16 posted on 10/20/2018 12:54:29 PM PDT by cpdiii (Cane Cutter, Deckhand,Roughneck, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist: THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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She’s the ultimate grifter, pretending at socialism, while stealing everything that isn’t stapled or nailed down. She’s the most dishonest person in US political history.


17 posted on 10/20/2018 1:01:56 PM PDT by nobamanomore
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To: C210N

ROTFL!!!!


18 posted on 10/20/2018 1:06:49 PM PDT by Dawgreg
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To: Mollypitcher1
While it is the Democrat Party, and not democratic, it sure has a great deal in common with Tics. Blood sucking leech-like disease-carrying pests.
19 posted on 10/20/2018 2:11:15 PM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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20 posted on 10/20/2018 7:00:08 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democracy dies when Democrats refuse to accept the result of a democratic election they didn't win.)
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