Skip to comments.Breaks Start to Go Beto's Way in Texas Senate Race [semi-satire]
Posted on 10/21/2018 8:58:36 AM PDT by John SemmensEdited on 10/21/2018 9:06:47 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
Beto is trying to live up to the Kennedy expectations--- he got up a game of touch football with his cousins;
he told Texas ranchers he lives in a "compound," his wife's name is Jackie, and he loves sailing the ocean in landlocked Texas.
When Beto goes into a Texas steakhouse, he orders broiled Maine lobster and Clam Chowdah.
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