Considering this claim, maybe the other titles fit?
Any bets on whether thief Bundy gets less than or more than 25, 100, 250, or 500 votes. Heck, 1,000? At 1,000 he'd garner 0.0005% support of the eligible voters. Wow, Pochahantas has more Native American, er, central and southern American native DNA than that.
Well, thief Bundy threads are good for an early morning joke and a half-dozen or maybe dozen comments before gone and buried.