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DC Takes Step Toward Allowing 16-Year-Olds to Vote [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Nov 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/06/2018 11:04:32 AM PST by John Semmens

A bill to lower the voting age to 16 for all elections, both local and federal, was approved by the Judiciary and Public Safety committee of the DC City Council by a 3-0 vote. It is now slated for a full Council vote in the very near future.

Council member Charles Allen sought to rebuff critics who contend that people this young don't have enough real life experience to be informed voters. "They may still live with their parents and haven't had the burden of supporting themselves, but neither have the legions of welfare recipients who currently vote," Allen pointed out. "Just because a person is not a contributing member of society doesn't mean they have no interest in who runs the government. In fact, I'd say that it is precisely because such people are not self-supporting that they have a very strong interest in electing a government that can do the dirty work of extracting resources from those who have in order to redistribute these funds to those who have-not."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,338828.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: redistribution; satire; teens; welfare

1 posted on 11/06/2018 11:04:32 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

That there is pretty funny :)

The voting age should be 6.

Give or take.


2 posted on 11/06/2018 11:06:39 AM PST by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: John Semmens

“DC Takes Step Toward Allowing 16-Year-Olds to Vote...”

Could they do any worse than the DC adults?


3 posted on 11/06/2018 11:06:41 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Bonemaker

Those 16-year-olds can’t do a decent job of electing a prom queen. And that is a TOTALLY emotional contest.

But then, probably their elders couldn’t either.


4 posted on 11/06/2018 11:09:29 AM PST by alloysteel (In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
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5 posted on 11/06/2018 11:11:19 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: John Semmens

Insane


6 posted on 11/06/2018 11:15:42 AM PST by FES0844
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To: John Semmens

Ah, yes. The tide-pod challenge crew. I’m sure some well researched, well thought out decisions will be made.


7 posted on 11/06/2018 11:19:59 AM PST by BBQToadRibs
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To: FES0844

At 16 no high school degree, can’t drink or drive or serve in the military , but can vote?


8 posted on 11/06/2018 11:29:16 AM PST by gcparent (Justice Brett Kavanaughn)
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To: John Semmens

It’s hard to believe how far they have come since the days of their crack smoking mayor.


9 posted on 11/06/2018 11:29:43 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: John Semmens

I wonder if they decided to do this during the Kavanaugh Hearings...?


10 posted on 11/06/2018 11:33:07 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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And why not? The dead life-challenged vote pretty regular.
11 posted on 11/06/2018 11:59:22 AM PST by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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