Just have every illegal alien defendant stand in a launch basket that’s part of the hearing room.
“Press Button if Guilty”
You're getting into the real guffaw range. Imagining a long skylight that slides open sufficient length. An instantly inflatable hang glider for common folks and nothing for MS gang members.
Or, maybe, in keeping with the style of MS 13 gang members, have a huge foam pit for common folks, adjust the trajectory to a field of long sharp spikes for the MS 13 gang members. I would not lose sleep over it--well--not much. LOL.