[cuban leaf]

I never really thought about this sort of thing before. I wonder why this option has not been available for decades.

[Waverunner]

it's been available since the War of Northern Aggression.
The LeMat Revolver with the a 20 gage sub barrel and either .42 or .36 for the main barrel.

[ptsal]

Appears to be effective on two-legged snakes.