Skip to comments.DC to Crack Down on "Play Dates" [semi-satire]
Posted on 11/14/2018 7:59:45 AM PST by John Semmens
The practice of parents with similarly aged children meeting up for play dates is in the cross hairs of the DC bureaucracy. State Superintendent of Education Hanseul Kang has charged that these informal arrangements "are an illegal intrusion on turf reserved for my department. There are public institutions targeting young children and their development. Every hour wasted at some play group run by unqualified parents is an hour that could have been spent in a program run by professionals. It doesn't matter that the play dates are voluntary or that participation seemingly hurts no one. We will levy fines or whatever other deterrents are necessary to exterminate this deviationist approach to child development."
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Kinda scary when satire really isn’t that far from being reality.
You need a permit for that.
Will they force kids to “date” someone of the same sex, or whose sex doesn’t match the external characteristics that they have adopted?
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