Clam up!
Mommy says, what’s in the box children?
Sally says it’s a puppy.
Bobby says it a soft kitty.
Mommy says no winner as yet.
Daddy says I know...it’s a bearded clam isn’t it mommy.
and mommy and daddy retired to the big bedroom to play
with the bearded clam and a good time was had by all.
the end.