[Right Wing Assault]

Find an enormous empty warehouse. Put a sign by the one-way door that says, "Free stuff inside."

Dump enough water and food through a hole in the roof every day.

Put a sign inside that says, "If you want to get our of here, you will need to learn how to be a human being. Let us know when you are ready."

I'm sure one or two leftists wouldn't go for this.

[AppyPappy]

Like the show Kung Fu, the only way to open the door is to shiite in a toilet.