Skip to comments.New Kansas Gov Ready to Abuse Authority [semi-satire]
Posted on 11/20/2018 9:04:11 AM PST by John Semmens
Under the mistaken notion that she has been elected dictator, Gov-Elect Laura Kelly (D) has announced her intention to stick it to the social conservatives who opposed my election. Items high on her agenda for her first days as Governor include ignoring a newly passed state law that bans state officials from harassing faith-based adoption agencies. Under the law these private organizations would be permitted to pursue placing orphans with married opposite sex parents.
In my view, orphans ought to be placed in a non-discriminatory fashion, Kelly maintained. No private adoption agency has a right to deviate from a random pattern of placement. We will audit all of them and if we detect a non-random pattern we will close them down. The fact that this would be in exact opposition to state law didnt faze the new Gov, who proclaimed that the law is what I say it is. Anyone who doesnt like it can sue me.
A second priority will be to undo the privacy protections implemented by former Gov Sam Brownback. Under Brownbacks executive order, private organizations were permitted to establish their own rules regarding which sex was allowed to use which bathroom. There is no right to privacy against government policy, Kelly declared. If I say that all bathrooms must be accessible to all persons based on their self-identified gender, no individual or organization will be permitted to deviate from the rules I lay down. Protecting the rights of our LGBTQ community takes precedence over the idiosyncratic prejudices, religious delusions, or personal squeamishness of those who oppose this essential civil right.
Meanwhile in Kansas City, the health Department destroyed food that was going to be distributed to the homeless by a group called Free Hot Soup KC. The food, which included home-cooked chili, foil wrapped sandwiches and vats of soup was deemed too risky by department director Rex Archer who contended that people couldve gotten sick. So we did the only thing we could and poured bleach onto all of it to prevent that from happening. Archer was a bit blasé about the prospect that the alternative for many of the homeless was dumpster diving, where the risk of food poisoning would seem to be considerably higher, saying where they get their food when were not watching is not our concern. Our job is to defend area restaurants from the unfair competition posed by do-gooders like Free Hot Soup KC.
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None of this sounds far fetched where demon-rats are concerned - especially this - it’s what they live for. Nothing else matters!
“”Protecting the rights of our LGBTQ community takes precedence over the idiosyncratic prejudices, religious delusions, or personal squeamishness of those who oppose this essential civil right.””
Simple solution is to sue her a&& off every time she moves.
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