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NYC Mayor Calls for Government Control of All Property [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 Nov 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/23/2018 8:57:43 PM PST by John Semmens

Buoyed by the electoral success of so many democratic socialists in the recently concluded mid-terms, New York City Mayor Bill deBlasio wondered "if now is the time to implement the socialist ideal of total government control over all property. I think people all over this city, of every background, would like to have the city government determine which building goes where, how high it will be, who gets to live in it, and what the rent will be."

"The current situation which requires people to take responsibility for where they live is socially unjust," the Mayor argued. "Why should some people have nicer apartments merely because they can afford them? Wouldn't it be better if the government could freely assess each person's needs and assign him the space most appropriate for fulfilling those needs? I think most people are coming around to appreciate the approach successfully used by the Soviet Union to assign each person to the proper quantity of living space based on his social value to the collective. For some that may require them to accept government-assigned roommates if, in the judgment of housing authorities, their current living space is more than they are entitled to."

DeBlasio acknowledged that his ideas "are likely to be opposed by those unduly attached to anti-social notions of individualism and privacy. But isn't the transformation away from individualism and privacy and important part of what President Obama tried to achieve for this country? Maybe those who can't currently accommodate themselves to the new way of thinking should be sent to reeducation facilities to help them grasp the correct way of thinking about social issues."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/251745-2018-11-23-semi-news-semi-satire-november-25-2018-edition.htm


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: collectivism; democrats; satire; socialism

1 posted on 11/23/2018 8:57:43 PM PST by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 11/23/2018 8:58:50 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

theres a rope and lamppost with his name on it.


3 posted on 11/23/2018 9:09:43 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: John Semmens

Jah, zee real world is too unpredictable and too unjust.

Vee vill decide vat is best for you komrad.


4 posted on 11/23/2018 9:09:59 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: John Semmens

let deblasio live in a subway urinal issued by the state and see if he rethinks his ‘brilliant’ micromanagement of everyones lives.


5 posted on 11/23/2018 9:11:44 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: John Semmens

Plank #1 of Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto: Abolition of private property rights.


6 posted on 11/23/2018 9:22:50 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Democracy dies when Democrats refuse to accept the result of a democratic election they didn't win.)
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To: John Semmens
Why would they have to pay rent?
Under Socialism everything is free, right?

7 posted on 11/24/2018 4:14:10 AM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Time to re-read Atlas Shrugged AGAIN—this would be about the 15th time. Lifts me up when I get depressed.

We need a JOHN GALT to help Trump.


8 posted on 11/24/2018 7:34:15 AM PST by ridesthemiles
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To: John Semmens

Already been done it’s called property taxes you pay or we take.


9 posted on 11/24/2018 8:07:49 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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