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New Senator Decries FSU Loss
Randy Hall Rants ^ | 11/27/18 | Randy Hall

Posted on 11/27/2018 10:29:15 AM PST by Ubetterubet129

TALLAHASSEE, FL (API) – The University of Florida’s 41-14 trouncing of Florida State at Doak Campbell Stadium on Saturday saddened many Seminole football fans, but at least one was angry at the way the Gators defeated FSU.

“The Gators acted like Nazis,” said Representative-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY). “I was appalled at the way they beat those poor Seminoles, who like the Jews in Germany in 1939 were only trying to escape with their lives.

“When we’re finally sworn in at Congress I can assure you that we will open an investigation into this horrible Third Reich-like massacre and I wouldn’t be surprised to find Adolph Trump behind it all.”

Ocasio-Cortez told reporter that after leaving the stadium her and her party went to the famed Cypress Restaurant for a late dinner.

“I was appalled at our treatment by the management and staff at the Cypress,” said Ocasio-Cortez. “They acted like Nazis from the moment we arrived.”


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: berniesanders; florida; joecrowley; nazis; newyork; ocasiocortez; satire; vanity; vermont

1 posted on 11/27/2018 10:29:15 AM PST by Ubetterubet129
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To: Ubetterubet129

She’s not a ‘new senator’.......................


2 posted on 11/27/2018 10:36:26 AM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Ubetterubet129

Satire without label, I presume.

Since the Fraud’s War on America, I’ve been against satire posts here.

Often too hard to distinguish from reality.


3 posted on 11/27/2018 10:37:00 AM PST by treetopsandroofs
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To: Ubetterubet129

Blogpimp first class.


4 posted on 11/27/2018 10:43:49 AM PST by sparklite2 (See more at Sparklite Times)
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To: treetopsandroofs

Not even good satire without a label.


5 posted on 11/27/2018 10:45:24 AM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: sparklite2

“Blogpimp first class.”

Fourth class, if we’re counting total blogpimp posts without comment.

Its first post in 26 months, may have just been released. :-)


6 posted on 11/27/2018 10:56:42 AM PST by treetopsandroofs
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To: Ubetterubet129
I had been thinking the same thing... (Snicker...)
7 posted on 11/27/2018 11:16:02 AM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
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To: Red Badger

Just wait until her inauguration.


8 posted on 11/27/2018 11:37:24 AM PST by pas
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To: Ubetterubet129

Was she upset when the Mighty Gators were hammered by the hated Noles the last few years?

Oh, and GO GATORS!


9 posted on 11/27/2018 1:37:57 PM PST by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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To: subterfuge

Go Gata !

10 posted on 11/27/2018 1:42:02 PM PST by csvset (illegitimi non carborundum)
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To: Ubetterubet129

In the new NFL everyone wins ... and gets a rainbow flower.
Just stay away from the excessive exuberance stuff.


11 posted on 11/27/2018 2:24:42 PM PST by spintreebob
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To: csvset

Go Gata will forever be the one of the funniest things I have seen here.


12 posted on 11/27/2018 2:56:11 PM PST by pinkandgreenmom
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To: treetopsandroofs

It’s getting kinda hard to do satire these days...


13 posted on 11/27/2018 3:49:55 PM PST by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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To: csvset

Corrine!!

Where corch Miya?!


14 posted on 11/28/2018 7:26:27 AM PST by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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