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Bring Some Stinky Cheese and Don’t Forget the Crackers
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-20-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/20/2019 7:03:28 AM PST by NOBO2012

“As a candidate for president, I promised I would fix this crisis – and I intend to keep that promise one way the another.”

PDJT offered an end to the government shutdown, extended protections for Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program recipients for three years and a three-year extension of protections for Temporary Protected Status (TPS) holders in exchange for the partial border wall funding of $5.7 billion.

I would say that the ball is in the Democrats court but for the fact they batted it down before it was even  officially lobbed over the net.

Win the set, lose the match

Democrats, however, quickly rejected the deal, with Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer of New York emphasizing  that Trump’s offering some protections for DACA and TPS recipients "in exchange for the wall is not a compromise but more hostage taking.”

Image result for schumer pelosi response to trump oval office address hostage tape

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi further described Trump’s proposal as a “non-starter” in a statement released shortly before his nationally-televised speech, insisting that the deal could not pass the House of Representative.

So I take this opportunity, on National Cheese Lovers Day, to ask the key players this: if you were a cheese, what kind of cheese would you be? We already know what kind PDJT will be:

But what about Chuck and Nancy? Perhaps a nice oozy, stinking variety…

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or maybe a goaty one:

Image result for goat cheese

And speaking of cheese, I also have another PSA: don’t forget that tonight presents a spectacular lunar event. The Super Blood Wolf Moon, an astronomical trifecta - the sun, moon and Earth will align on Sunday for the year's first - and only - total lunar eclipse. And to make things even better the moon, as we all know, is made of bleu cheese! So technically it’s a Super Blood Wolf Blue Moon. Don’t miss it, and don’t forget the crackers.

“Everyone knows the moon’s made of Bleu Cheese”

You can watch the entire Wallace and Gromit moon adventure, A Grand Day Out, here. 

But I digress: since the Democrats apparently don’t want to play any game with VSGPDJT it looks like he will be forced to keep his promise by “another” way. I don’t think the Dems are going to like it when the other side plays by their rules and adopts the “by any means necessary” offense.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: daca; pelosi; schumer; trump
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1 posted on 01/20/2019 7:03:28 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

In before the who you callin cracker comment


2 posted on 01/20/2019 7:07:26 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: NOBO2012

Limburger, the King of Stinky Cheese.


3 posted on 01/20/2019 7:12:41 AM PST by Artemis Webb
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To: NOBO2012

“Bring some stinky cheese and don’t forget the crackers”

Can I bring stinky crackers instead?


4 posted on 01/20/2019 7:16:01 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: NOBO2012

Bierkase... smelliest stuff I ever had the misfortune to whiff. Neighbor’s husband wouldn’t even allow it in the house.


5 posted on 01/20/2019 7:19:28 AM PST by redhead (PRAYfor little ones in pedo pipeline:child livestock: raped, tortured, and satanically sacrificed.)
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To: NOBO2012
the Democrats court

the RAT-court

6 posted on 01/20/2019 7:24:00 AM PST by ROCKLOBSTER (The Obama is about to hit the fan.)
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To: Artemis Webb

Nah. The best of them all is the BLEU D’AUVERGNE.


7 posted on 01/20/2019 7:36:15 AM PST by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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To: Mollypitcher1

Liederkranz!


8 posted on 01/20/2019 7:47:35 AM PST by saminfl
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To: Mollypitcher1

Even though the stench was mild, the nastiest cheese I ever had was Danish Bleu. The taste was beyond horrid....kinda like what Chuckie and Nanzi are trying to shove down our throats.


9 posted on 01/20/2019 7:52:30 AM PST by hoagy62 (America Supreme!)
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To: Mollypitcher1

Maytag Blue is made right here in America.
It’s worth asking for...


10 posted on 01/20/2019 7:57:50 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

The problem with America’s cheeses is that they are all pasteurized. When you’ve had the opportunity to taste France’s 400 kinds of cheese, you will really know what heaven is....especially when a nice French wine is accompanying the event. Don’t forget nice crusty French bread which I prefer to crackers.


11 posted on 01/20/2019 8:04:37 AM PST by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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To: Mollypitcher1
International Wine Store at Springfield, MO has cheese from all over the world. I've brought home and enjoyed little squibs of French and UK cheese and found it was excellent but WHAT A PRICE !

Maytag blue is from the same old Iowa family that had the washing machine factory in Newton, IA.

Another Maytag cousin, Fritz Maytag owns a beer brewery in San Francisco called “Anchor Steam.”

The washing machine division of the family lost control of the firm and had outside directors hire an incompetent CEO. He couldn't stand living in small town Newton and had to be chauffeured each morning from a home in Des Moines.

12 posted on 01/20/2019 8:10:48 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
International Wine Store at Springfield, MO has cheese from all over the world.

But does it have Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

13 posted on 01/20/2019 8:12:11 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Haven’t seen any.
But I’m still looking for the missing KY3 anchor Francis Watson...


14 posted on 01/20/2019 8:14:07 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: saminfl

Liederkranz!..
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Yes!
Limburger smells like roses compared to it. It is tasty though.
And I read they are making it again.


15 posted on 01/20/2019 8:23:58 AM PST by Vinnie
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

I love Maytag Blue.
Trader Joes has a blue though that is almost as good (same flavor and sharpness but a tad less creamy) for a fraction of the price.


16 posted on 01/20/2019 8:25:50 AM PST by Artemis Webb
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To: Mollypitcher1; Vinnie; saminfl

I feel bad for telling this story about my own mother.
My mother had a farm girls taste in food. When I was very young in the mid 1960’s I have this memory: Mom would sit down by herself in the kitchen for a “gourmet meal” of buttermilk, limburger cheese and pickled pigs feet. It was the smell of the cheese wafting through the house that would make us (perhaps it was just me) complain. I wish I had been a bit more tolerant of my mothers sense of taste. But for a six year old polite tolerance is a bridge too far.


17 posted on 01/20/2019 8:36:09 AM PST by Artemis Webb
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To: Artemis Webb
pickled pigs feet.

My Chech-Slovak, grandmother had a recipe for pigs feet, but it was basic, vinegar, water, salt, pepper, pigs feet boiled until the liquid becomes gelatinous and cooled into a jello like substance.

The pigs feet were free {or very cheap} so it was a big hit among the poor honkys from central europe [which we were, on my Dad's side}.

My Mother's folks were Sicilian, and even though one uncle was shot to death, my Mother disavowed the Black Hand.

The Italian side added garlic and olive oil to their version of pigs feet. My preference was without garlic.

18 posted on 01/20/2019 10:11:42 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

Very interesting info on Maytag. Will try their cheese as their Maytag washers were excellent in my youth. I lived full time in France for years so had the opportunity to enjoy many cheeses at farm prices. Will be in France this summer and will enjoy my favorites along with the excellent lamb raised locally.I’m particularly fond of “ stinky “cheeses of which there are many, but also enjoy the milder kind.


19 posted on 01/21/2019 7:45:21 AM PST by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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To: Artemis Webb

I was about five or six when I first tasted Roquefort. An older friend of the family was having some for dessert and I was the inquisitive kind of girl asking him what it tasted like. He offered me a small amount on a cracker but told me to pinch my nose so I couldn’t smell it and I would like it. So I did and I’ve loved the Bleu cheeses ever since. I also like pickled pigs feet, an excellent source of collagen, but prefer the French bleu cheeses to the English kind. I enjoy a wide variety of cuisines and often try “new” things. Most recently was Kangaroo.


20 posted on 01/21/2019 7:56:29 AM PST by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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