Green New Deal: Mademoiselle Methane, Killer of Cow Farts

Canada Free Press ^ | 02/12/19 | Judi McLeod

[Sean_Anthony]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Cow Fart Brigade

Green New Deal: Mademoiselle Methane, Killer of Cow FartsEver since global warming guru former U.S. vice president Al Gore blamed the flatulence of farm animals for global warming/climate change, he and radical environmentalists have been looking for a flatulence detector.

After long decades of searching, they found one in ‘Green New Deal’ leader New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Mademoiselle of Methane, a kind of self-appointed ‘Killer of Cow Farts’.

[rjsimmon]

Good nick-name for AOC: Madame Meth.

[Dick Bachert]

[blueunicorn6]

Sung to the tune of Old MacDonald Had A Farm.

Alexandria had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm she had some cows
E-I-E-I-O
With a blap blap here
And a blap blap there
Here a blap
There a blap
Everywhere a blap blap
Alexandria had a farm
And her head is full of shirt.

[petro45acp]

Any Relation to...?

https://www.mrmethane.com/

KYPD

[chief lee runamok]

"Good nick-name for AOC: Madame Methane, Queen of the Gasbags."

A minor edit to fit my perception.

[tired&retired]

Some farmers collect these farts, use a digester, and produce a lot of electricity.

[tired&retired]

Next they will say it is the manure spread on the fields that create the gas problem.

[SERKIT]

It is Sandy Cortez, aka The JennyAss.

[subterfuge]

She looks like Olive Oil.

[CopperTop]

I'm beginning to think tht she's sooo ridiculous, and we're paying her far more attention than mebbe we should. (And who's to say, she certainly is a walking target rich environment for gaffes. But then again, so is just about the whole demonRAT party right now)

It's so over the top that mebbe we're focusing on the wrong hand.
What izzit they really want us distracted from?
Look how much bandwidth she takes up on FReep.
Hmmmmm... d;^)

[jonrick46]

From cows to fermented beverages. Belch! Gatta have another one just to keep laughing at the DemonCRAPs. The problem is their GloBULL that we have to scrape off the bottom of our shoes.

[jonrick46]

Someone needs to do a clown face on Cortez.

This is an approximate look she would get:

This one is cute (Shelley Duvall)

[grey_whiskers]

[HotHunt]

[RightGeek]

[Sans-Culotte]

That’s a great cartoon!

[HotHunt]

My wife and I raise beef cattle and our next door neighbor is a 600 cow milk dairy.

Talk about cow farts and cow pies. We got 'em. Lots of 'em.

We laugh at the insanity of these liberals. They may have good intentions but they are not based in reality. Mentality ill is their calling card.

Which is why it is so scary that they think this Green New Deal is mainstream America. Far from it.