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Everything’s Better With Some Morning Joe
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-25-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/25/2019 7:41:44 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Honestly, I was beginning to feel a smidge guilty about my glee and continual jubilation over the general  meltdown of the Democrats - along with their house organ, the MSM – over Mueller’s NO COLLUSION verdict.

But that was before I tuned into Morning Joe to check out their more fair and balanced view of the situation. There was  Mika doing what she does best, looking morose,

Joe doing what he does best, pretending to be a conservative, along with a team of impartial journalists consisting of Tom Brokaw, Chris Matthews, Mike Barnicle, Michael Beschloss, David Ignatius and some dour woman from the Washington Post

They spent half the time wistfully running old tapes – “Nixon’s last day”, “Nixon’s last farewell”, “Nixon’s last flight from Washington” - with their resident historians commenting on the similarities and, sadly, differences, between the two presidencies.

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The other half was spent trying to pretend their hair wasn’t on fire by talking about what the President WASN’T exonerated of (obstruction of justice!) and things that were “still open to question” - investigations regarding Trump’s business, finances, and inauguration (inauguration??).

One guy whose name I forget penned an article for the Financial Times titled Robert Mueller Is The God That Failed Democrats. He opined that Nancy Pelosi, because she had been tempering expectations on the Mueller report, demonstrated “the sort of level headed reasonableness in terms of leadership the Democrats need.”  Right, lets get more level-headed reasonableness like Nancy’s.

Image result for nancy pelosi on lowering the voting age“I think it’s really important to capture kids when they are in high school when they are interested in all of this, when they are learning about government, to be able to vote,”

Nancy, who thinks 16 year-olds should vote while they’re still “learning about government.” And while they’re still learning about government’s proper role in their business they also “learning” about global warming, our imperialist roots, social justice, the evils of capitalism, the 31 genders, and how to be perfect bots in a world run by government.

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So when I saw how down in the mouth the whole Morning Joe crew appeared to be,

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I lost even that little twinge of guilt and returned happily to pursuing my bliss. Schadenfreude, now even better with some morning joe.

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Posted from: MOTUS A.D.




TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrismatthews; joescarborough; morningjoe; msnbc; mueller; scarborough; trump

1 posted on 03/25/2019 7:41:44 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Rush Limbaugh: Liberalism is a mental disease.

He is correct. These people knew this was an attack on our election with these false charges. They knew the clintons and obama and company were behind this yet they cheered for an overthrow of the gov’t to indict a innocent man.


2 posted on 03/25/2019 7:51:41 AM PDT by minnesota_bound (My sister said the only thing that did not was the clock. GE has spare parts)
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To: NOBO2012

Mourning Joe


3 posted on 03/25/2019 7:53:23 AM PDT by Trump20162020
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To: NOBO2012

4 posted on 03/25/2019 7:54:45 AM PDT by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: All
a team of impartial journalists consisting of Tom Brokaw, Chris Matthews, Mike Barnicle, Michael Beschloss, David Ignatius and some dour woman from the Washington Post

What happened to the a&& pincher that got #MeToo'd ?

5 posted on 03/25/2019 7:55:38 AM PDT by JonPreston (If you think we're treated badly now wait untill we're disarmed.)
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To: NOBO2012
All these losers looking dour and wearing frowns.

They all (Mueller included) look like they are perpetually constipated. It's like they all need to have a good bowel movement.

Could it be that they are not getting sufficient fiber in their diets?

MAGA must be high in fiber as all Trump supporters are wearing smiles and feeling good.

6 posted on 03/25/2019 7:57:46 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: NOBO2012

Hey! Where’s Bill Kristol? And David French?

Maybe in their next job they can write the instruction sheet showing how to put together a swing set made in Thailand.


7 posted on 03/25/2019 8:03:16 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (You may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you...)
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To: NOBO2012

Is there any doubt the media COLLUDED with the Democrat Party to affect the 2018 Congressional elections?


8 posted on 03/25/2019 8:03:47 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim ( The following statement is false. The previous statement is true.)
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To: SamAdams76

“It’s like they all need to have a good bowel movement”

They can’t.

All the s**t is stuck in their heads.


9 posted on 03/25/2019 8:04:57 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (You may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you...)
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10 posted on 03/25/2019 8:11:35 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (We are in the midst of a Cold Civil War.)
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To: NOBO2012

“There was Mika doing what she does best, looking morose,”

Probably as a result of Joe wanting sex last night.


11 posted on 03/25/2019 8:12:20 AM PDT by vette6387 (Fire Mueller)
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To: NOBO2012
It seems that Dems and their media either have not read the four page letter from AG Barr, their reading skills need improving or they are lying. The letter clearly addresses the obstruction of justice component of the investigation and says that he (Barr) and Rosenstein looked at the possible instances of obstruction (many of which were things Trump said in public) in the report and found none that were actionable.

I would surely like to see a list of what Mueller even considered obstruction of justice.

12 posted on 03/25/2019 8:24:02 AM PDT by Freee-dame (Best election ever! 2016)
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To: vette6387

Their fighting because the last time they had sex, Mika mussed Up Morning Joe’s hair


13 posted on 03/25/2019 8:24:05 AM PDT by atc23
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To: minnesota_bound

Actually the phrase is: liberalism is a mental disorder. Credited to Dr. Michael Savage


14 posted on 03/25/2019 8:27:28 AM PDT by Cold War Veteran - Submarines
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To: Yo-Yo

Nancy Pelosi should have been maxout waster instead.


15 posted on 03/25/2019 8:30:55 AM PDT by jackibutterfly (Jesus drove a Honda,but didn't talk about it:"For I did not speak of my own Accord"John 12:49(KJV))
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To: NOBO2012
is Pelousy flashing some kind of RAT gang sign?
16 posted on 03/25/2019 9:26:05 AM PDT by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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To: minnesota_bound

Michael Savage trademark.


17 posted on 03/25/2019 10:01:59 AM PDT by webheart (Grammar police on the scene.)
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To: Scott from the Left Coast
Hey! Where’s Bill Kristol? And David French?

Getting a lewinsky from bad teeth goldberg.

18 posted on 03/25/2019 10:41:43 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
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To: vette6387
Probably as a result of Joe wanting sex last night.

With the dog.

19 posted on 03/25/2019 10:43:03 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
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