Posted on 05/14/2019 10:32:46 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
Ohhh, AOC. I can’t figure out if she’s so full of it she often trips over her own crap, or if she’s really, truly braindead.
Just a few days ago, the Socialist Sweetheart revealed that her assertion that the world would end in “12 years” was OBVIOUSLY sarcasm and dry humor, and if you don’t get the joke, you’re just stupid.
This is a technique of the GOP, to take dry humor + sarcasm literally and “fact check” it. Like the “world ending in 12 years” thing, you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal. But the GOP is basically Dwight from The Office so who knows.
Hyuck hyuck hyuck. Funny joke, Sandy.
Look how hilarious she is in action:
What a comedic genius, eh?
I DO get the joke, Alex. It’s you. You are a joke.
Why? Well, a mere DAY after saying we’re just DUMB if we take her seriously (ok, that’s true. No one should take her seriously.) AOC is back at it.. and she seems serious.
According to Daily Wire:
Pontificating at a Green New Deal rally on Monday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), who just claimed on Sunday that her apocalyptic prediction in January that the world would end in 12 years unless serious action was taken to combat climate change had just been “dry humor,” suddenly returned to her climate change hysteria, stating CO2 levels had reached the highest levels in recorded history and the last time the levels were this high “bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth.”
So… is that a joke? Orrr?
Ocasio-Cortez ranted, “It was reported today that this weekend for the first time in human history we have reached atmospheric levels of carbon at 415 parts per million. This has never been seen in recorded human history. In fact meteorologist Eric Holthaus and journalist said simply about this measurement, ‘We do not know a planet like this.’ The last time our planet hit 415 we were in the Pliocene period. Oceans were 90 feet higher. Bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth. Humans did not exist. We have never seen a planet like this. And a planet like this is exactly what we are going to get, and it is exactly what we are going to inherit from previous generations if we do not act positively now.”
Don’t worry guys. She’s clearly being sarcastic.
Insane.
True, except that Dom DeLouise was funny and entertaining.
FLORRY (Sinking into torpor, crosses herself secretly.) The end of the world!
(A female tepid effluvium leaks out from her. Nebulous obscurity occupies space. Through the drifting fog without the gramophone blares over coughs and feetshuffling.)
THE GRAMOPHONE Jerusalem! Open your gates and sing Hosanna...
(A rocket rushes up the sky and bursts. A white star falls from it, proclaiming the consummation of all things and second coming of Elijah. Along an infinite invisible tight-rope taut from zenith to nadir the End of the World, a two headed octopus in gillies kilts, busby and tartan filibegs, whirls through the murk, head over heels, in the fob of the Three Lugs of Man.)
THE END OF THE WORLD (With a Scotch accent.) Wha’ll dance the keel row, the keel row, the keel row?
(Over the passing drift and choking breathcoughs, Elijah’s voice, harsh as a corncrakes, jars on high. Perspiring in a loose lawn surplice with funnel sleeves he is seen, vergefaced above a rostrum about which the banner of old glory is draped. He thumps the parapet.)
ELIJAH No yapping, if you please, in this booth. Jake Crane, Creole Sue, Dave Campbell, Abe Kirschner, do your coughing with your mouths shut. Say, I am operating all this trunk line. Boys, do it now. God’s time is 12.25. Tell mother you’ll be there. Rush your order and you play a slick ace. Join on right here! Book through to eternity junction, the nonstop run. Just one word more. Are you a god or a doggone clod? If the second advent came to Coney Island are we ready? Florry Christ, Stephen Christ, Zoe Christ, Bloom Christ, Kitty Christ, Lynch Christ, it’s up to you to sense that cosmic force. Have we cold feet about the cosmos? No. Be on the side of the angels. Be a prism. You have that something within, the higher self. You can rub shoulders with a Jesus, a Gautama, an Ingersoll. Are you all in this vibration? I say you are. You once nobble that, congregation, and a buck joyride to heaven becomes a back number. You got me? It’s a lifebrightener, sure. The hottest stuff ever was. It’s the whole pie with jam in. It’s just the cutest snappiest line out. It is immense, supersumptuous. It restores. It vibrates. I know and I am some vibrator. Joking apart and getting down to bedrock, A. J. Christ Dowie and the harmonial philosophy, have you got that? O.K. Seventyseven west sixtyninth street. Got me? That’s it. You call me up by sunphone any old time. Bumboosers, save your stamps. (He shouts.) Now then our glory song. All join heartily in the singing. Encore! (He sings.) Jeru...
THE GRAMOPHONE (Drowning his voice.) Whorusalaminyour highhohhhh.
(The disc rasps gratingly against the needle.)
“The last time our planet hit 415 we were in the Pliocene period. Oceans were 90 feet higher.”
And yet they’re not now. How about that.
AOC went from scrounging for tips, wiping up bar spills then to a seat Congress wearing $2000 outfits. How’d she do that?
Lots and lots of money was raised from political action committees controlled by Ocasio-Cortez and her campaign manager——Saikat Chakrabarti——now her congressional chief of staff. Saikat Chakrabarti then established an LLC——a for-profit company that does not require reporting its finances. Apparently with all the scrutiny Chakrabarti has since closed his company doors.
Chakrabarti may have closed down the LLC....but are the company’s bank accounts still open? B/c the LLC bank accounts were used to convert campaign donations to spending money for those involved including AOC. (more below)
FOX NEWS: AOC’s COS Saikat Chakrabarti “was on all sides of the scheme” while serving as Ocasio-Cortez’s campaign manager:
<><> Chakrabarti owned and operated Brand New Congress LLC,
<><> is signatory on all Brand New Congress LLC checks,
<><> sat on Justice Democrats PAC board,
<><> co-founded AOC’s campaign money-machine....Brand New Congress PAC,
<><> handled Brand New Congress PAC checks,
<><> served as candidate AOC’s campaign manager,
<><> now serves as elected AOC’s COS.
The FEC complaint asserts that AOC’s COS, Saikat Chakrabarti, early on established two PACs that raised big bucks for AOC’s campaign:
<><> the “Brand New Congress PAC,”
<><> the “Justice Democrats PAC.”
After mucho money was raised, Chakrabarti systematically transferred $885,000+ in PAC contributions to his private companies with similar names:
<><> the “Brand New Campaign LLC,”
<><> the “ Brand New Congress LLC.”
Saikat Chakrabarti’s LLC’s (private companies), unlike PACs, are exempt from reporting all of their significant expenditures.
NOTE WELL: it’s a much-used criminal act to enrich oneself, to open bank accounts using similarly named
entities to siphon off money, to hide it from partners, associates, investors, etc.
SIPHONINGS A CINCH It’s easy to siphon off money for oneself by putting checks into the new accounts with similar names, depositing checks that were made out to
the original entity. Even your bank advises that if a check-writer “mis-spelled” your name, to just endorse the check with the correct name.
AND PRESTO: a check made out to Brand New Congress PAC, is deposited in the Brand New Congress LLC account.
— Mark Twain
:: The last time our planet hit 415 we were in the Pliocene period. ::
Was that determined from ice-core samples?
You know frozen water...the largest CO2-sequestering medium on earth?
Or, was Bill Nye around to sample the ATMOSPHERE in the Pliocene period?
“The last time our planet hit 415 we were in the Pliocene period. Oceans were 90 feet higher. Bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth. Humans did not exist”
So humans are not responsible for the gas! Must be the Democrats who are responsible.
Her garbage disposal made her do it. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
This woman is Stupid and a liar!
I hope the dims are happy with their leadership choices.
I know I am.
And somehow in the pliocene periodmachinary tested and recorded for fact so that’s how Sandy knows we’ve now hit 415 again /s
AOC has stated at least TWICE that the world will end in 12 years, and the tone of her voice was anything but sarcastic or humorful.
Or is that too much science or too much “fact-ing” for her?
Plant a tree, AOC, if you are so worried.
Volcanoes spew more carbon than anything mankind has ever done... this is delusional totalitarianism.
Yep. AOC is bipolar. Her drugs ain’t working.
Not to mention, the twelve year time’s up assertion is like the sex strike. Submit to my demands or else. Childish. Any day now I expect her to threaten to hold her breath until she turns blue.
Also, her personal hygiene is very poor. She looks greasy all the time. It would be fun if an enterprising reporter got close to her to investigate if she has body odor.
“’Pliocene period’? Does she know they don’t make tampons for that?”
-Some innocent sea sponge somewhere
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