VIDEO: Beto: "Do You Need Me to Check the Sturdiness of the Noodle?"

YouTube ^ | July 29, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

Beto O'Rourke last week uploaded yet another livestream video. This time he was in Flint, Michigan cooking spaghetti and boring the hell out of everybody with empty platitudes tossed out only for the purpose of advancing his horribly failed presidential campaign. Amidst all the banalities, one bit of inadvertent comedy gold did emerge which can serve as the metaphor for Beto O'Rourke and his campaign.

[PJ-Comix]

I think Beto's campaign needs to have someone do the live streaming who at least knows how to use a camera. This video quality is HORRIBLE. In and out of focus and lousy lighting. No wonder his Beto Channel video of the full live stream now numbers only a little over 200 views since last week.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Army Air Corps]

Ping, for your amusement.

[PGR88]

Next week - open microphone poetry reading!

I need a butt-shine
Right now
Your are holy,
Oh, sacred cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

Oh, Milky winder, sing for us once more
Live your life, everlusting joy.
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
Enjoy my fruits

Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,
We will cleanse your inner intestines.
We will bathe in your Pungent Odor
Gather cotton.

Count my eyes,
Smell my skin,
Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.
I live only for eternity,

Thirst for the undrinkable.
Hold the heat,
Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.
Love the Oxen dung!

[Lurkinanloomin]

Please clap......

That one will never be outdone.

[dfwgator]

[mdmathis6]

I know you are being sarcastic...but still this scares me!
;)

[humblegunner]

Beto O'Rourke last week uploaded yet another livestream video.

So you snatched it and put it on your own channel?

Wow.

[GnuThere]

We already suspect his noodle is NOT sturdy.

[PJ-Comix]

So you snatched it and put it on your own channel?

Yeah, I used less than a minute out of his more than hour long video. Plus I will probably end up giving him MORE views than his boring video originally earned. For this grave sin, please whip me with a wet noodle.

[I want the USA back]

He has no intention of being president. By “running,” he gets fame, name recognition, and money. Plus tv interviews, and book deals, etc, etc. Plus maybe a few airhead bimbos who put out for him.

He is even a less serious “candidate” than butter-butt.

[Fiddlstix]

Click The Pic

[DoodleBob]

Add this one to the others in the same gallery.

[humblegunner]

I used less than a minute out of his more than hour long video.

I only stole one carton of smokes off the truck, there were hundreds in there.

For this grave sin, please whip me with a wet noodle.

Damn! I've already got stew meat, taters and gravy in the crock pot.
I should have gotten some noodles.

Hey, Walmart has lots of noodles, maybe I should rip off just a little bag.

Right?

[Viking2002]

Hey, Beto, quit working Pete’s side of the street. LOL

[piasa]

Beto’s consigned to the outer ring of al Dente’s infernal lethological hell

[Texas resident]

Beto hasn’t figured out yet that he is old news.

The dims will not run a white male.

[PJ-Comix]

Um... In case you haven’t noticed, FR uses article excerpts. So now you claim that is stealing?

[humblegunner]

You claim to be the author of the material and direct
traffic to your monetized channel to view the material.

How is that not selling stolen material?

Does your mom know you do this?

[CaptainPhilFan]

Oh lordy! Thanks so much for sharing this gem! I never would have seen it otherwise and I sure wouldn’t watch his entire pathetic video to catch it. Ignore the grumpy complainers here!