Maybe they’ll eventually have Charmin in lots of public places!
As the expression goes: I vow to never work on their time or poop on mine.
It’s time to go back to work. I’m running short on pens and post-it notes.
When I was a kid, my brother had a book of TV bloopers. In a man on the street interview (live TV, before videotape), a local reporter was stopping people walking by to ask them what they did for a living.
In a slow spell, the only person available was an 8 year old boy. Desperate to avoid dead air, he asked the boy what his father did for a living.
Boy: He works in a factory.
Reporter: What do they make there?
Boy: Light bulbs and toilet paper, I think.
Reporter: That’s odd. How do you know that?
Boy: Well, that’s he takes out of his lunch box every night.